Yoni Brande

90 dollar uber home

why are people still wearing their APS lanyards in the airport lmfao

white man in the airport holding four stacked cowboy hats as his second personal item

that's the guy

cute phrasing lmao

@DasDing_Dong incredible

@kathrwn inertial reference frames are a prison

how about the one body problem and its about how having a body is so hard

@alty_bird double mazels wow

@pop_mycology mazel tov!

🍦thank you to all the supporters of Mrs Wind Up Bird enterprises 🙏😭🌈🌈

I am LICENSED everyone (and they had free ice cream at work today?)

if they forcibly gate check your bag when there's still plenty of bin space they should actually pay you the fee

we are lining up to board why are you doing this

truly don't understand how people vape inside in the airport terminal

@kathrwn that's some guys

Doodling a boxer I just met

nobody elopes to a grassy field while the governor and his men search for you with torches anymore

nonchalant wife mogs cortisolmaxxed husband going over a rocker of a wave in the middle of a ship's ball

actually I do get rothko and the rest of you people are chumps

@leylaaa31 how did they let this happen

@leylaaa31 that's me bc what the hell

imagining a guy who becomes a Republican because you have to get tickets in advance for jazz in the garden now

I won't do it but I see why it happens

drinking a juicy fruity blackberry mead and I feel the need to grow a handlebar mustache and get an undercut