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@SpursArmyTweets @thfcflags The white flag of surrender. Seriously a gift that keeps on giving

🚨 NEW: There will be a FLAG placed on EVERY single seat at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium for Saturday’s game against Brighton. 🏳️⚪️ @thfcflags

@DTalkingArsenal @APresserV2 @GraemeBailey Shut up. Click bait prick.

🚨NEW @GraemeBailey: Arsenal are set to review Mikel Arteta’s position at the end of the season. 🇪🇸 There is an acceptance behind the scenes that performances have not consistently matched expectations. ❌ Key figures within the club hierarchy have been left “somewhat concerned” by recent displays, even if there is no sense of panic. #AFC

@MatchDCentral ‘Just rumours’ = ‘shit I made up for clicks’

@Only9built 4.8.11.13.20

Pick 1 from each row & match my selection.

@ManUtd @Arsenal Class

@Arsenal Sending heartfelt condolences to Alex's family and everyone affected by this tragic news — our thoughts are with you 🙏

Everyone at Arsenal is shocked and deeply saddened by the tragic passing of former goalkeeper, Alex Manninger. All our thoughts are with his family and loved ones at this incredibly sad time. Rest in peace, Alex ❤️

@SpursOfficial @Arsenal Class.

@Arsenal Our love and condolences are with Alex’s family, friends and all those affected during this incredibly difficult time.

@McFlybowy Imagine the hate if Arsenal win the UCL and rice gets balon!!

Closest Ballon d’or ever. Harry Kane, Mbappe, lamine Yamal, Michael Olise, Dembele. Five front runners all deserving.

@wildfreakouts Guy in black just trying to find an edge. Shook hands like a gent at the end . He’s ok.

All that just to lose immediately

@Timoldland I’m just too fat for buckets and too tall for a 718

Absolutely 100% yes. Lindengrün, dark green buckets. Anyone whinging saying ‘ooh it’s a convertible it’s not a GT3’ shut your holes. When Andreas Preuninger says it’s 95% as good to drive and only a pro racing driver could tell the difference even on a track, you won’t notice. But you will get all 9000rpm screaming in your ears on a nice sunny day, and you can easily get the roof up in seconds when it inevitably rains. This will be the ultimate fast road Porsche.

@crazyclips_ Kyle Rittenhouse redux

Who’s cutting onions?? 🥹

@mrwtffacts Millie on the Molly! Was there a stranger?

In the UK, Millie Taplin was attending her first nightclub on her 18th birthday when she was handed a drink by a stranger. The stranger handed her a vodka lemonade “Try this” Millie took a sip. Seconds later, her face went numb, her fingers curled into claws and her entire body stiffened like she was possessed. She stayed fully conscious, trapped inside herself, writhing in agony and screaming in her head that she couldn’t move her body. Rushed to hospital, doctors said she was likely dosed with two unknown drugs: one to paralyse her, one to knock her out. Tests couldn’t identify the substance. Her mother later released footage as a warning: never accept a drink from stranger.

@ScoutTottenham Yep . Can’t smile without you .

Does anyone else go to bed thinking about Tottenham Hotspur getting relegated… then wake up thinking about it again? I love this club, but it’s actually making me feel sick. #THFC

@LUDENClassics Seems like the idea of owning it is much better than actually owning it. Being chucked around like a hot potato.

An unexpected treat to get to listen to John Dodd's Beast run today, and it's just as deafening as expected. It's at auction (again)

@TemooTitan Oh allow it. So a kid feels like a king for a day. So what?

Is prom ever this serious 😳

@DanAbernathy @nyp_qoo Oh fuck off cuck.

@nyp_qoo I didn’t even realize this was in Japanese until reading others’ comments. It really is unreal what Elon is doing here. Language barrier gone, just like that. This has the potential to be more world changing than Tesla, SpaceX, or anything else.

父が定年退職した日、母が泣いた。 嬉しくて泣いてると思った。 違った。 「なんで泣いてるの。」 母が父を見た。 「この人が家にいるのが、怖くて。」 父が固まった。 私も固まった。 「40年間、朝送り出して、夜迎えるだけだったから。」 「それが今日で終わる。」 「嬉しくないの。」 母が首を振った。 「嬉しいけど、怖い。」 「ずっと2人でいる自信がない。」 父が黙ってた。 長い沈黙だった。 父が立ち上がった。 「出かけるぞ。」 「どこに。」 「いいから来い。」 母の手を引いて、出ていった。 2人が帰ってきたのは、3時間後だった。 母の顔が変わってた。 何があったか聞いたら、母が照れながら言った。

@Tripple____M Yes

Arsenal fans only, do you think we will beat Manchester City next week?

@NoContextBrits Hope

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@CrazyFenaker @BrandonStraka Standing on land that cost nothing to make

@BrandonStraka He's going to lose his mind when he realizes his $400k house is just wood framing and drywall.

Man cuts open a $5,000 Tempur-Pedic mattress, claiming it’s just glued foam inside and not worth the price. "just a bunch of foam... not worth anywhere close to $5,000"

We look so scared.

So Arsene Wenger brought Mavropanos to Arsenal and then sold him to West Ham. He’s done it again hasn’t he? The wiley old fox. Chapeau, Mon Professeur.