Craig
23K posts
Craig
@CraigButlerUK
Comedian, writer, productivity blogger, Burton Albion fan
London, England Inscrit le Haziran 2010
222 Abonnements475 Abonnés
Anyone else have a non-plural surname that gets consistently pluralised by people or vice-versa? I don’t understand how it happens
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In all my time as a stand up, not once did I manage to come up with something as funny as this 🤣🤣
What an absolute weapon.
Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps@grantshapps
I’ve written to @Keir_Starmer to request he pays for the criminal damage the Just Stop Oil attacks on the Energy Security Department caused this morning As the political wing of Just Stop Oil, it is the Labour Party not the taxpayer that should be paying the bill
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@davechild28 @Dino_Maamria We finished last season super strong and have managed to keep hold of a lot of the strength of that squad - feels like prev years we've let half the good players go! Excited for the new season 🙏 Ben definitely deserves a credit, club this size is outperforming expectations
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.....just a quick mention for our chairman Ben Robinson, what great support he is giving our manager @Dino_Maamria in backing him to build what I believe is looking like one of our best squads for many years 👏👏👏👏👏
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@MicrostakesHero Bro I have not seen your tweets in my timeline for literal years! Today is a good day. Hope you're all good man. Poker is shit, but we both know we're gonna keep playing 🤣
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Make a note of the MPs who did not vote, including 225 Conservatives, and our integrity & accountability led PM and never give them your vote ever again. Disgrace. #PrivilegesCommitteeReport
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What on earth is Bob Seely banging on about? What a cretin #PrivilegesCommitteeReport
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This is just very very very wrong
8@The_Gerrard_Era
David Moyes was sacked by yanited after 8 months, he waited 10 years to return to England yet still won a European trophy before Manchester United.
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I did a google image search for people annoyed that their bins hadn't been collected and put them all in a montage.
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Fucks sake, is there anything John Terry won't fucking do
BAZAKE@BazakeMedia
🚨 | BREAKING: FBI cyber fraud detectives have released an efit of a man wanted in connection with multimillion dollar NFT fraud. The man is believed to be in his early forties and possibly lives in the UK.
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@writes_eve 10k is awesome. I have 20 ( its new though) and they're all family and friends! Need to step up my game.
Congrats on the milestone. Great achievement! 👏
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10k on the newletter.
I know it's small. I know it's insignificant to many.
To me, it's huge.
I'm so passionate about this business I'm creating & so fired up to take it as far as I can.
32 weeks left of 2023 and I'm gonna give it everything.
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Last month I made $3,178 writing on Medium.
I created a FREE checklist to help you get started.
Like & reply '👋' to get it (must be following).
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When brushing your teeth, where do you start? I go tongue to work up a lather, just came to me that it’s possibly not normal.
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@notiondude Have you seen @BetterCreating1's YouTube content? It's not just Notion but I've learned quite a lot about Notion from him 😊
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@heyassim @NotionHQ @heyeaslo @IAmPascio @ASimpleNotion @ModestMitkus @heyjadie @arlainegabriela This is a good idea, especially with the Twitter algo being a bit hectic recently. Might have to emulate 😊
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I haven't seen so many celebrities so rattled in one place since @rickygervais last hosted the Golden Globes.
Hilarious to watch. 😂
#BlueCheckMark
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