CycloneHulk
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CycloneHulk
@CyGradCyDad
Husband to Staci, father to Tyler, Caitlyn Josh, and Jordan. Clone fan! Co-Host @strength_old & @billy_Willies Podcasts - and one of the @3beardsmedia founders
Norwalk, IA Inscrit le Nisan 2009
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@Bad_Bad_Golf Nope. Please don’t mow before 8:12 am when I awake. TIA.
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Don’t you all feel like lazy fucks when you bitch about someone else working?
Joel Birmingham@Joelbirmz12
Why the fuck has someone started lawnmower up at fucking 7:20am on a fucking Saturday?? Prick
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And now Chris Williams
Derek “The Spreadsheet” Callahan
🏫 Team:
Saint Peter’s Peacocks
⭐ Position:
Graduate Forward
📖 Backstory:
A former finance major who spent more time tracking KenPom metrics than practicing post moves. Walked on as a senior “for fun”… and somehow never left the rotation. Known for setting the slowest screens in college basketball history and communicating defensive rotations like a middle manager running a quarterly review.
🔥 Iconic March Madness Moment:
Elite Eight. Underdog Peacocks clinging to a 1-point lead.
Opponent’s star drives the lane with 5 seconds left.
Callahan doesn’t jump. Doesn’t swipe.
He simply plants his feet… closes his eyes… and absorbs the contact.
Whistle blows.
Offensive foul.
As the arena erupts, Derek calmly pulls a folded scouting report from his sock, checks off a box with a tiny pencil, and nods to the bench.
Announcer call becomes legendary:
“He just took the most prepared charge in NCAA history!”

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In honor of today’s 2GNC I created player profiles for both @Hassel_Chris and @ChrisMWilliams
Here is Hassels!!!
🏀 Player Name:
Tyler “Ice Veins” McKenna
🏫 Team:
Drake Bulldogs
⭐ Position:
Senior Point Guard
📖 Backstory:
A former Division-III walk-on who transferred and earned his spot the hard way. Known more for film study and leadership than raw athleticism, McKenna became the steady heartbeat of a gritty Drake squad that nobody expected to make a run.
🔥 Iconic March Madness Moment:
Sweet 16 vs. a No. 2 seed.
Game tied. 6 seconds left.
McKenna dribbles slowly across half court — no timeout.
Crowd roaring. Teammates waving for the ball.
Instead… he points to the floor, calling for an isolation.
Takes one awkward-looking hesitation dribble… defender bites.
Pulls up from 28 feet — straight on.
Nothing but net.
As the buzzer sounds, he calmly turns to the stunned crowd, shrugs, and jogs to the locker room while teammates pile on behind him.
📺 The replay becomes an instant tournament classic —
dubbed by announcers as:
“The most casual game-winner in March Madness history.”

Chris Williams@ChrisMWilliams
Programming note: I’ll be live with @Hassel_Chris tomorrow morning at 10 on @IowaEverywhere reacting to all of today’s games.
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@CyowaSt8 @RealMarcusFizer @Joshua_LV0 @CycloneMBB @CycloneATH @CyeOfTheStorm Be sure to listen to his weekly podcast @CyeOfTheStorm
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@RealMarcusFizer @Joshua_LV0 @CycloneMBB @CycloneATH @CyeOfTheStorm I know you met a lot of fans over the years, but I got to meet you outside the Target Center at the NBA draft. Thanks for being awesome and making my day! 😎
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Older 5 seeing younger 5 go down… 🤞🏽 for @Joshua_LV0 @CycloneMBB @CycloneATH @CyeOfTheStorm #CyclONEnation #5to5 🙏🏽

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There is still time to get your Women’s March Madness bracket in. You have until 9:30 am CDT this morning! You could win cool stuff and some bragging rights for the next year!
bit.ly/473TpNz
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Man, @alec_busse sounds like the grumpy old man this morning. @Sean23Roberts @HeatherRadio @KXnO1stQuarter
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@ryanhammer09 i get that, but i will throw myself into traffic if TCU doesn't pull this out (I have them losing the next game)
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Can someone explain #feelslike44 I feel so out of the loop
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Happy Birthday to one of the best. A great company and even better people. Have done a few @3BeardsMedia pods and we just love this place!
Iowa Distilling Co.@IowaDistilling
It's our birthday! We're 14! 🎂 Join us tonight 5-8 PM for an extra special evening of drinks, cake, and flippy cup. #iykyk #birthday #birthdayparty #localbar #siplocal #localspirits
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@Sean23Roberts I thought I remembered that KXNO was doing a bracket challenge but can't find the link. Can you help or am I crazy.
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@CyGradCyDad @cyclonefanatic @RandyPete It is the 2000 team for sure, they lost a relatively close national championship game, unfortunately it was in the Elite Eight because the NCAA sucks 🤷♂️👍😁
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Is this Iowa State’s best-ever men’s basketball team?
Or was it 2000, 2001 or 2014?
@RandyPete compares the Cyclones’ best teams and looks at what this year’s group could do in March.
cyclonefanatic.com/2026/03/peters…
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CycloneHulk retweeté

⏰🏀 3 HOURS UNTIL TIPOFF — There’s Still Time! 🏀⏰
It’s not too late to get in on the 3 Beards Media Bracket Challenge! Make your picks now and compete for great prizes from 3 Beards Media and our awesome sponsors.
👉 Women’s Bracket: bit.ly/473TpNz
👉 Men’s Bracket: bit.ly/4bfQzaM
Lock in your bracket before the games begin and let the madness start! 🔥

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