DARTender
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@Monty_Hasashi Slapped...?
They used to light bonfires and throw opinionated ones in to see if they were Shadrack , Meshack and Abednego. What are you saying?!
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Women used to be smacked across the face for having an opinion
xydhpq🐾@_Nyamburaaaaaa
Men tweeting like women ???? Can we go back to the ancient times when men used to be killed by wild animals
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@Chalbiwsk Juu alikataa kuenda kwa bro afunzwe forex.
That aside, if someone asks you for money as a loan(explicitly as was in this case), they are obligated to pay it back. Angetaka za macho angesema anadai 2k urgently like everyone else
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😂😂 mbona ulikuwa unataka kumaliza njoki juu ya 2k?
FRANKLIN@WaruhiuFranklin
@patmu7 At 28, my individual annual income is roughly KES 5M and could rise to approximately KES 7.5M starting 2030. We are blessed and abled differently.
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@Wordslinger__ Whichever doesn't have your child beginning their sentences with "Si".
Si you know... Si I came... Si I did...
It's embarrassing paying through your nose for your child to speak like that
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Wadau. Another quick poll.
Makini School Runda Vs Juja Preparatory School (both Senior/Grade 10).
Preference and why.
Asanteni.
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@StanleyMasinde_ For someone who possibly understands how much work goes into making "WhatsApp call" work and it's benefits, this is a very underwhelming thing to state
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Why call me on WhatsApp?
The so called normal call is way better with tech like VoLTE, WIFI calling etc.
If you insist, make it Telegram or FaceTime.
𝗖𝗹𝗲𝗴@huko9m
Ukicall millennials na whatsapp call wanakuonanga so unserious ati wacha nikucall na normal call
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@carltonkitheka1 Ebu sasa tuadvice about the war huko Iran and Middle East
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Twitter advice is so crazy 😂
I remember men advising other men that if you fall out with your baby mama/wife the best thing to do is abandon that family and go start another one for your peace of mind
When the next one fails you also abandon that family and start another 😭😂
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@ChegeVic_254 @IamWanjiru_ Whether one thinks it's an inconvenience or not, you still have to show up. Think of it like changing a child's diaper, it's disgusting but you MUST do it. You have no option because its your responsibility
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@IamWanjiru_ It's worse that you people think showing up for your friends is an inconvenience.
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The cost for community is inconvenience.
Njeri@NjeriMuchina2
I don't know how to sustain friendships 😭 The calls, the texts, the meet ups, I can't. And if you're too enthusiastic I ghost. I just want to be left alone.
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@onehandpolitics I have to admit, this man is funny. Not the good kid of funny the other kind where he has the entire world chuckling "we're in danger"
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@springgalactic @gatere_mark @c_elolabs This is a very underwhelming response and borderline...
Anyway, acha ningoje a proper response from the developer. If he will
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@shero_sheero Ako na nguo supuu?
Origina statement had "either or" na "both". Malizia story binti umbea
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Ati hana pesa?she has a beach house,has like 7 businesses all successful,is a lawyer as a side hustle,have you seen her cars!!
Angie@itsmeangelinah
Either huna pesa ama nguo supuu or both
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Ndo hii video😂
Tuliachanisha yeye hapo ajiongeleshe
Kijana ya Chuka@coronel41469
More than 100 comrades tumekuwa kwa ofisi za IEBC but wamekataa kuturegister till date 30
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@kim_jonguh @Aecus7 You dey beg FB
Unleash one nuclear weapon make nah
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@NjeriMuchina2 Your face is that of a grown woman while your thoughts and words are those of a teenager. You'll grow up(psychologically) in time.
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I don't know how to sustain friendships 😭
The calls, the texts, the meet ups, I can't. And if you're too enthusiastic I ghost. I just want to be left alone.
Papi⚡️@cholopapiiii
What is your worst habit?
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@Brianmbunde There's nothing called a voters card anymore. You vote using your ID or passport. Whichever you used to register.
Stop with this voters card nonsense. August next year watu watakosa kuenda kupiga kura juu they cannot find their "voters cards"
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Kindly note, you can still vote with your ID btw. You don’t need a voters card if you had registered and voted in the past.
Sysh@_Ndunge_
Events zote saa hii entry requirements should be a your voter card instead of ID.
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@chao_mbogho Old people and being stuck in their old ways 😂.
Is it weird? Probably.
Is it the big deal you're making it out to be? No
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By the way, this too, is a sign of poor leadership.
There's no country worth its professionals and taxes where a government agency would have the gall to tweet like this, let alone have it up for 5 hours and counting.
Kenya Revenue Authority@KRACorporate
Na uku watu ni warembo aki🤭
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@will_Olwande @SpotifyAfrica @Spotify Spotify pays based on aggregated streams, whomever has the highest streams gets the most money. Wewe ukilipa kuskia wa maria, hiyo pesa inaendea Drake. But music directly from the artist, buy concert tickets/merch or use YouTube.
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Hi @SpotifyAfrica & @Spotify we are about to start having serious conversations on how you pay KE artists cause the way people are subscribing to premium in Kenya. Mutanishow poa!
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@joan_reals Hata topic ikuwe US Iran war, there shall always be that group of persons who slips in a rape analogy
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Think of this Njeri.
Lets assume a lady has been raped.
And someone asks ,
Was she wearing a miniskirt ?
Why was she alone ?
Did she seduce him ? ......
What would you make of such statements ?
Victim blaming, right ?
Its the same thing here. The probox made a turn it shouldn't have. A careless driver killed two people, left an orphan behind & thousands of others with wounded hearts.
And instead of condemning the act , calling for serious investigations and accountability, you are on a fault finding mission to blame the victims.
Very sad. Sickening.
Njeri Thorne@NjeriBt
Was he wearing a helmet, was his wife wearing a helmet, was he speeding, was he under the influence. Conversations we should be having..
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@SamjhNai I've heard and read a lot that they have been the "genius" puppeteers of the world. I'm not informed enough to know all they've done in the past but anyone with half a brain can clearly spot the gimmicks since Gaza. Makes you wonder how foolish the murican government must be
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At night? When there’s no school?
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby
BREAKING: An Iranian ballistic missile fell onto an elementary school in Northern Israel. The regime is targeting children.
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