Davey “Squid” Jones

Wish I could be a retarted sorority girl and spend 5 k in a weekend on my dads card and not give a fuck

@GregFisch3r Did the same thing senior year, get a training plan and try your best to stick to it. 1 long run and 4 shorter. Each week leading up add mileage to the runs

Anyone got any tips for running a marathon no training for the first time?

Hitting legs today so that way I can justify not hitting them again for the rest of the summer #treetrunks

Successful operation

@sportsfan_318 No but I’ve had the urge to go to a pos pub with all my mates and drink Guinness till failure at 11am on a Tuesday

Anyone else just feel the urge to go to the bar alone to drink Guinness

Who the fuck came up with the idea to make this the standard #clogfree

Have a meeting with HR tomorrow for getting too drunk at the company B dubs lunch #fuck

@TonyRomo69420 Only thing they do well is wrestle and every so often pure a iron

Just sat down next to an Oklahoma State fan. What the fuck is that all about

@BillyNapierr Kalik is all time beach beer

I love being unemployed

@jayberner007 This post is proof that my college bars fucking blow

Local bar ded ass he’ll. Atleast it’s any coin any drink night. #gettingdrunkoffapenny

@TheBigVacuum97 Baking random desserts is pretty fire

Is there a single non-sexual activity that is more fun with a girl than with your friends?

Mutual Monday: reply and I’ll tell you what historical leader you’d be

What is a good boobs to weight ratio before she’s just considered fat #thinking

@raydavisIIII This is a hard one ray, just got to make an announcement in the gc saying you’ve got to lock in for a while and once you’re done with whatever you’re studying for you’ll have them all over to celebrate

Hate when chicks say “altered my brain chemistry” I promise you Fishers new song didn’t alter your brain chemistry more than the birth control you been on for 6 years

Dave is greening out tonight will keep posted

@TheDonMoore1 Can’t hurt to try

@DaveyJoneso7 😢😢😢

Nigga get a job

@teacupdealer Trying to figure this out myself

yo will my adhd meds do shit like adderall does or no, it’s focalin (dexmethylphenidate) #drugtwt

@marshmcg @bigbj153 Love it

@DaveyJoneso7 @bigbj153 Just requested $100 from her 👍🏻

@peteg69420 Greed they talk about in the bible

@DaveyJoneso7 This is insane