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@DefinePoetic

I hate myself so much... thank-you for joining me!

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My first shift at the lonliness factory: "WE NEED MORE STAFF" Nobody: That new guy just doesn't fucking get it!
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Thomas White
Thomas White@len0killer·
David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine
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Bill Madden
Bill Madden@maddenifico·
I challenge any other modern democratic country to prove that their populace is dumber than America's. Y'all can't do it. The election of Trump, especially the second term, cements America as the dumbest modern nation in history.
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Respectful Memes
Respectful Memes@RespectfulMemes·
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Kit Klarenberg
Kit Klarenberg@KitKlarenberg·
For decades, Sacha Baron Cohen has made hateful, nakedly Islamophobic propaganda demonising Muslims, while leading censorship efforts targeting anti-Zionist, pro-Palestine content online. He's a cunt, who'll be in serious danger when Israel falls: mintpressnews.com/justifying-gen…
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

First trailer for ‘LADIES FIRST’, a new satire film starring Sacha Baron Cohen and Rosamund Pike. The film follows a man whose life becomes his worst nightmare when he wakes up in a parallel world dominated by women. Releasing May 22 on Netflix.

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horse dentist@equine__dentist·
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Natural Philosophy
Natural Philosophy@Naturalphilosy·
“An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.” — Aldous Huxley
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Mark W.@DurhamWASP·
Ronald Searle [1920 – 2011]
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Nicholas Guyatt
Nicholas Guyatt@NicholasGuyatt·
Mandelson phoning into his old Times Radio podcast in January 2025 to complain about the security vetting. Stick around for Hugo Rifkind’s penetrating follow up question
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Karl Hansen
Karl Hansen@karl_fh·
I’ve said this before, but a remarkable thing about Starmer is that, despite being the most prolific liar in British political history, he is a terrible liar.
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