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@DrunkRepub EEEEEWWWwwww.

There’s hope for my underwear

Americans meet the Japanese at the library

Bill Maher asks Ana Kasparian which Middle Eastern country she would feel comfortable wearing “that dress” and then this happened. MAHER: “If you had to live in the Middle East. Any city. Where would you live where you’d be comfortable in that dress?” ANA: “I’m sure I would not be comfortable in this dress in any of the various Middle Eastern countries that have been destabilized by—” MAHER INTERRUPTS: “Really? You’re not really blaming it on whitey, are you? You’re blaming Islam on whitey?” ANA: “I’m not blaming Islam on whitey.” MAHER: “But what you’re saying is we destabilize? That’s why you can’t wear that dress?” ANA: “Did we destabilize?” MAHER: “Wait a second.” ANA: “We were funding terrorist organizations in Syria during the Syrian civil war starting under the Obama administration.” MAHER: “We’re talking about your dress.” ANA: “It looks good, I know.” MAHER: “You’re saying you can’t wear that dress in Syria because of whitey destabilizing?” ANA: “I didn’t say that.” MAHER: “Okay, that’s what it sounded like… When I asked about the dress, you went right to destabilize. So is that why you couldn’t wear that dress?” ANA: “You want me to talk about jihadism and Islam.” MAHER: “Why won’t you? Why won’t you?” ANA: “I don’t believe in jihadism, which is why I’m furious the United States just had significant Al Qaeda terrorists in the White House.” MAHER: “But it’s not just jihadism that is preventing you from wearing that dress there. Are you saying every Muslim is a jihadist? I don’t think they are.” ANA: “Bill. Bill, Bill, Bill. Let’s focus for a second.” MAHER: “No, you won’t answer this question.”

@Sim2Mike @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar WTF. The right one is the grand gallery at the pyramids.

@DesignMarker @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar Think what you want. But saying this is a natural occurrence is one of the craziest things that will ever be stated

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ANCIENT UNDERGROUND TUNNELS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS?

@Sim2Mike @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar I promised myself I would try and be nice to others. Therefore I'm not entertaining cunts anymore. You have the information at your fingertips. Believe what you want.

@DesignMarker @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar To believe that perfectly straight lines and 90° corners occur naturally in the universe—governed by entropy—is not sanity. It is cognitive dissonance.

@Sim2Mike @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar The sane do.

@DesignMarker @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar “The experts” tell you that?

Trump negotiating with Iran.

@TheRorschachGuy @EYakoby That was not on my bingo card and it's cool with me.

@EYakoby Fetterman ran as a progressive and got voted in. He started working as a moderate and is drifting to being a classical centrist.

BREAKING: Senator Fetterman slams members of the Democrat party for associating with Hasan Piker. “I mean, my God, you have many in my party, they're proud to do events with Hasan Piker. This is the individual that said that America deserved 9/11.”

@F0ODHub Is that vegan shrimp Alfredo?

@WhiteHouse x.com/i/status/20411…

@WhiteHouse Hi White House. I see our idiot neighbors, (Spain), are being... well... idiots. Sure we're small, exports are mainly agricultural but we've been a faithful host over at Lajes Base. Just a reminder, we are open for business, here in Portugal. Ignore the guy across the fence.

For decades, Iran has targeted Americans and destabilized the world. Day One of Operation Epic Fury: the mission was clear. Tonight, President Trump addresses the nation. Let's go over it again. 👇

@travelingflying Why would this be a problem?

Somali man: ”If you are kicking out Somalis, you have to kick out every one of us. I’m speaking for all of my African brothers and sisters. If you kick Somalis out, you have to kick out all of us. All of us, we all leave together.”

🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Sanseitō politician Mizuho Umemura warns Takaichi if priority is given to foreign cultures & foreign religions under forced Multiculturalism Japan is going to end up like Europe.

Pakistani born, Brescia based Imam Ali Kashif went on Italian TV and defended Muslims right to marry 9 year old girls. Italian PM Giorgia Meloni, the Iron Lady of Italy didn't come out to give a long talk, she simply gave orders to men on the ground. Imam Kashif woke up this morning to find himself in Pakistan 🇵🇰 That's the way to do it 🇮🇹

@AntonioCunha79 @AndreCVentura Nem queiras saber. Estamos f*didos.

Eu quero saber porque motivo a rtp contratou esta mulher brasileira. Eu quero saber o que faz uma ativista da extrema esquerda, que agride policias em manifestacoes violentas e que defende organizações terroristas e líderes do narcotráfico, com o símbolo do canal pago pelo dinheiro. Tantos jornalistas portugueses porquê uma militante da extrema esquerda ?

@Frank200899392 @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar Allow me to better exemplify.

@DesignMarker @SHEEPSLIVE @DizziStar That’s some serious cope

@B00ZAR @TMZ He was!

@TMZ Arnold probably somewhere in the crowd taking a proud selfie 🤣

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son Joseph Baena Wins INBA Title tmz.me/EFJ1skh

@callmetunde_ @TMZ INBA. International Natural Bodybuilding Association. No juice. Now imagine if he was competing WITH juice.

@TMZ Arnold Schwarzenegger must be smiling somewhere because the family genes didn’t just pass, they reported back for duty. The family legacy isn’t being continued…

@kimmie_c_ I don't think I like this foreplay.

Hang on. I think I just got pregnant