Dan Greaves

@KTHopkins Dear Ms Hopkins, please stop mouthing the bottle because it is unbalancing me.

F*ck the glass. This country means we now drink straight from the bottle Check out my yellow label …

@L0V3L3ZZX The only problem I see is that it has a view.

De verdad los hombres creen que esto es vivir bien ????

🚨 BREAKING: Iran is now forming HUMAN CHAINS in front of a power plant in Kazerun in a bid to dissuade President Trump’s strikes come 8PM They even invited children to attend. This is evil and disgusting. Iran views their people as meat shields!

@ronsterd89 Fags by far.

@JDVance_News Vance is a has been.

🚨 “GOD IS GOOD!” Those were the first words transmitted by the U.S. airman after surviving 36 hours behind enemy lines in Iran — shot down on Good Friday and rescued on Easter Sunday. President Trump called it an “Easter miracle.” A downed American warrior, hunted by Iranian forces, brought home safe by American heroes. This is what strength, faith, and never leaving our people behind looks like. God is good. America is back. 🇺🇸🙏 #Easter #GodIsGood #USA #USMilitary

@ClarksonsFarm1 A pint will solve that.

Does anyone else feel this way?

@vxylily £20.

What’s your first thought when you see this meal

@BhattiLaib9960 Neuter him.

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@washghost1 Give me a 70's one that can be fixed.

Is this the new washers everyone keeps telling me about

@AvonandsomerRob If the Engine no longer breaks/ removes your legs in a crash then it's a fail.

I had a Renault 5GTL 1.4 way back in the early 90s. This new electric version gets the styling spot-on, and is the most faithful of all the recent EV rebrands of 80s & 90s classics. What do you think?

@Ryder56004614 In all my 58 years that I can remember they have never looked like the picture and I bet they are super tiny as well.

I’ve got ten quid says your double Big Mack looks fuck all like this one on the advert.

@EmilySm43 A dick.😆

Yes.....Prey tell us Men....not that we are gonna listen but go on...

@ukboomers I think they brought the spores with them when they moved in, keep the deposit for Neddy and G&T's in Cornwall.

Tenants in our third buy to let complaining about a bit of damp again. This generation wants everything handed to them. Margaret's horse costs us £800 a month and you don't hear us moaning. Open a window and get on with it.

@MMackarel @CrewkerneMan I could tell you a story.

@CrewkerneMan @DookieDangle Is that like when zionists attacked our troops during WW2, blowing them up and hanging them?

I’ll be live on LBC at 8:10 discussing why Kanye West should not be allowed to perform at Wireless, why Britain must do far more to defend our Jewish community from hatred, intimidation and antisemitism, and why now is the time to make our voices heard.

@Dearme2_ Gucci.

Men, be brutaly honest. is this enough?

@BickfordDa28651 @EpicClipVault And so he should be screwed

@EpicClipVault Another bad cop who, no doubt, caused another multi million dollar lawsuit to be filed.

Cop embarrassed himself arresting a sober man in front of his family 😳

@Pompeylad58 @Clip_Master__ Totally off his tits

@Clip_Master__ Anyone know the outcome to this? What a fucking bell end, clearly off his tits🤦🏻‍♂️

Man tries to attack homeowners and finds out

@Keith_Bredrin @Clip_Master__ you be in that situation and remain calm.

@Clip_Master__ His Gay voice when he squeals " it'll be 10 minutes too late " 🤣

@simpatico771 @pati_marins64 uber

@pati_marins64 Has anyone figured out how the 200 troops got out if their rides were blown up?

In this war, there are allied pilots shooting down three F-15s in a row, all kinds of mechanical failures, and even two C-130s having mechanical breakdowns at the same time and in the exact same place. Then people ask me why I always challenge the official narratives. It must be because they are ridiculously stupid. In everywhere and from any govt. Analysts, journalists, and OSINT accounts that don’t seriously question the official version of the war don’t even deserve to be read or followed. As for those C-130s, with that many holes from air defense shrapnel, it’s no wonder they had multiple mechanical failures at the same time.

@travelingflying They could keep the boer. LOL

Somali man: ”If you are kicking out Somalis, you have to kick out every one of us. I’m speaking for all of my African brothers and sisters. If you kick Somalis out, you have to kick out all of us. All of us, we all leave together.”