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There's not enough lube in the world to prepare Europe

@imetatronink @BoycottGlazers The jokes on you! Passive radar is not possible to detect because the latest F-35s had 45lbs gym weights in the nose instead of radars. Theory debunked!

@BoycottGlazers Because they ambushed it, and there wasn't time. They lay in wait, using passive radar to track the aircraft. Then, at the appropriate moment, they power up the SAM system and fire.

⁉️ F-35 Shot Down? CENTCOM has confessed that the Iranians successfully targeted and "damaged" an F-35 flying in Iranian airspace. They claim it made an emergency landing and the pilot is in "stable condition". Iran released a very short clip of what they claim was the strike. The last frame of the clip clearly shows a plume of flame trailing behind the jet after the strike. That looks like a fatal wound to me. I'll bet CENTCOM is hiding the fact that the pilot had to eject and the plane was lost.

⚡️🇺🇸BREAKING: "Reports of an F-35 shoot down are false. The F-35 in question was one of the latest models with 45lbs gym weights in place of AESA radar. This F-35 therefore cannot be considered a true F-35, so its shoot down does not count. Real F-35s remain undefeated."

⚡️🤔Whatever happened to global warming? Or climate change? Just wondering.

Iran has a very challenging AD landscape -- coverage in Iran is terrible. Because of mountains you have to place radars on top of mountains for maximum coverage, but then they are too visible. Air forces can route their planes through valleys to terrain mask their approach.

Providing an update on the damage from the missile attacks on Ras Laffan Industrial City H.E. Minister Saad Sherida Al-Kaabi: The missile attacks reduced Qatar’s LNG export capacity by 17% and caused an estimated loss of $20 billion in annual revenue - Extensive damage to our production facilities will take up to five years to repair and will compel us to declare long-term force majeure QatarEnergy expects the damage to its Ras Laffan Industrial City caused by missile strikes, which occurred on Wednesday 18 March 2026, and in the early hours of Thursday 19 March 2026, to cost about $20 billion a year in lost revenue and to take up to five years to repair, impacting supply to markets in Europe and Asia. Providing an update on the damage to the facilities at Ras Laffan Industrial City, His Excellency Mr. Saad Sherida Al-Kaabi, the Minister of State for Energy Affairs, the President and CEO of QatarEnergy, said “I am relieved to confirm that no one was injured by these unjustified and senseless attacks, which weren’t just an attack on the State of Qatar but attacks on global energy security and stability. This was an attack on all of us who stand for development and human progress that is sustained by a fair, reliable, and secure access to energy.” The attacks damaged two liquefied natural gas (LNG) producing Trains 4 and 6 totaling 12.8 million tons per annum (MTPA) of production, representing approximately 17% of Qatar’s exports. Train 4 is a joint venture between QatarEnergy (66%) and ExxonMobil (34%), and Train 6 is a joint venture between QatarEnergy (70%) and ExxonMobil (30%). His Excellency Minister Al-Kaabi said: “The damage sustained by the LNG facilities will take between three to five years to repair. The impact is on China, South Korea, Italy and Belgium. This means that we will be compelled to declare force majeure for up to five years on some long-term LNG contracts.” The attacks also targeted the Pearl GTL (Gas-to-Liquids) facility, a production sharing agreement operated by Shell, that converts natural gas into high-quality cleaner burning drop-in fuels and produces base oils used to make premium engine oils and lubricants, and paraffins and waxes. “The damage caused to one of the two trains at Pearl GTL is being assessed and is expected to be offline for a minimum of one year” His Excellency Minister Al-Kaabi added. It should be noted that there will be a loss of associated product production due to this outage as follows: · Condensates: 18.6 million barrels which is around 24% of Qatar’s exports · LPG: 1.281 MT which is around 13% of Qatar’s exports · Naphtha: 0.594 MT which is around 6% of Qatar’s exports · Sulfur: 0.18 MT which is around 6% of Qatar’s exports · Helium: 309.54 MCFA which is around 14% of Qatar’s exports His Excellency the Minister of State for Energy Affairs, the President and CEO of QatarEnergy paid tribute to the Qatari military and security forces and to the energy sector emergency response teams whose courage and extraordinary professionalism ensured the situation was contained quickly and safely. #Qatar

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When all your power is actually an illusory spell based on the aura of invincibility concealing a Potemkin empire, then yes minor damage to your prestige systems represents an epoch-shaping milestone.

Don't worry that was just 1 Iranian missile, imagine what 2 will do

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@BBX_Now An army of Dubai Battle-Portapotties could be what Frank Herbert envisioned for the Fish Speakers

🔴 Breaking News The UAE Minister of Defense threatens Iran with a ground offensive under his command, stating that he will be the first to occupy Iran.

And while Su-57 goes up against far superior and more sophisticated air defenses...

Iran: If you bomb our energy infrastructure we will do the same back Israel & US: *bombs Iranian energy grid* Iran: *reciprocates* Europe: We condemn Iran This current world order has to end. Now.

That clicking sound was the dying of your brain cells

DarkMaga has shown its true face

"We're flying wherever we want, we have nobody even shooting at us." — Trump 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AMK_Mapping_ "All objects were intercepted. Falling debris started a fire at the refinery which is being promptly put out, and the refinery will be immediately returned to service within 3 years."

The IDF claims the fire at the Haifa Oil Refinery was caused by falling debris LOL. First Russia, then Saudi Arabia, and now Israel? What is it with oil refineries and debris, man. It must be some sort of curse at this point.

The same Colin Powell rehash over and over, how gullible can Americans be?

"They have no airforce, they have no navy, their regime is defecting and demoralized..."

US: "Haha, you had to use IR guidance to bring one down. Stealth remains undefeated."