Dylan Self

The year is 1999 and it’s a hot summer day. You stay inside with your friends and explore new worlds and liminal spaces. Life is good

They made a video game of my first job

@laurenlself 💀💀💀

Men love it when you ask them questions during movies. I’m not sure why, but I know they love it. If you’re single it’s probably because you don’t ask enough questions during movies.

This is the foreskin of a killer Bella

Without fail, anytime you watch a product demo for a drum or cymbal, there will always be a comment about how something else on the kit sounds better 😂

Do land developers feel any shame when they call something a “business park“? Like come on, you know you’re not having any fun over there

@laurenlself @TurnerNovak Build it all. Relentlessly. Max YIMBY

@laurenlself @TurnerNovak We want solutions on a reasonable timeline. More lux housing creates more supply. True. This takes decades to trickle down tho. The graph shows comparative success Switz and Fin have had with this. Their markets are less speculative, probably have better zoning laws.

“Build more affordable housing” > terrible idea > downgrades quality of entire housing stock > everyone is worse off > don’t do it > all housing created creates affordable housing > JUST BUILD MORE HOMES

@laurenlself @TurnerNovak Long term negative impact won’t come from flooding the market with supply, it comes from consistent scarcity. As long as we don’t impede market housing, affordable housing is a great long-term investment in the American family

@laurenlself @TurnerNovak I suggest we build both. Apple doesn’t rely on trickle down for people to buy more affordable 13 Pro’s. They release new base models every year, allowing people to have a more affordable version of current computing power (analogize this to desired greater area of residence)

This tweet was about the Democratic Party. More accurate than ever.

@wayne67764194 @FilmUpdates Fedaykin security guards

@FilmUpdates Not a single set leak lol how the fuck they manage that

‘DUNE: PART THREE’ has wrapped production. Starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, Anya Taylor-Joy, Robert Pattinson and Rebecca Ferguson. In theaters December 18, 2026.

@nocontextmemes Fury3

You can either afford stuff or have time to do stuff, but you can’t do both

Inject the new @Grimezsz track into my veins

Good lord

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

I feel like reality television played a significant role in the rotting of American culture

BREAKING: A total of 211 members of Congress voted to block the release of Epstein files. Here are the names: Aderholt Alford Allen Amodei (NV) Arrington Babin Bacon Baird Balderson Barr Barrett Baumgartner Bean (FL) Begich Bentz Bergman Bice Biggs (AZ) Biggs (SC) Bilirakis Boebert Bost Brecheen Bresnahan Buchanan Burchett Burlison Calvert Cammack Carey Carter (TX) Ciscomani Cline Cloud Clyde Cole Collins Comer Crane Crank Crawford Crenshaw Davidson DesJarlais Diaz-Balart Donalds Downing Dunn (FL) Edwards Ellzey Emmer Estes Evans (CO) Ezell Fallon Fedorchak Feenstra Fine Finstad Fischbach Fitzgerald Fitzpatrick Fleischmann Flood Fong Foxx Franklin, Scott Fry Fulcher Garbarino Gill (TX) Gimenez Goldman (TX) Gonzales, Tony Gooden Gosar Graves Greene (GA) Griffith Grothman Guest Guthrie Hageman Hamadeh (AZ) Haridopolos Harrigan Harris (MD) Harris (NC) Harshbarger Hern (OK) Higgins (LA) Hill (AR) Hinson Houchin Hudson Huizenga Hurd (CO) Issa Jack Jackson (TX) James Johnson (LA) Johnson (SD) Jordan Joyce (OH) Joyce (PA) Kean Kelly (MS) Kelly (PA) Kennedy (UT) Kiggans (VA) Kiley (CA) Kim Knott Kustoff LaHood LaLota LaMalfa Langworthy Latta Lawler Lee (FL) Letlow Lucas Luna Mace Mackenzie Malliotakis Maloy Mann Mast McClain McClintock McCormick McDowell McGuire Messmer Meuser Miller (IL) Miller (OH) Miller (WV) Miller-Meeks Mills Moolenaar Moore (AL) Moore (NC) Moore (UT) Moore (WV) Moran Murphy Nehls Newhouse Norman Nunn (IA) Obernolte Onder Owens Palmer Patronis Perry Pfluger Reschenthaler Rogers (AL) Rogers (KY) Rose Rouzer Roy Rulli Rutherford Salazar Scalise Schmidt Schweikert Scott, Austin Self Sessions Shreve Simpson Smith (MO) Smith (NE) Smith (NJ) Smucker Spartz Stauber Stefanik Steil Steube Strong Stutzman Taylor Tenney Thompson (PA) Tiffany Timmons Turner (OH) Valadao Van Drew Van Duyne Van Orden Wagner Walberg Weber (TX) Webster (FL) Westerman Wied Williams (TX) Wilson (SC) Wittman Womack Yakym Zinke

Yeah remember that??

@laurenlself Weird way to spell climate change

~14x more Europeans have died from NOT HAVING AIR CONDITIONING this year than Americans have died from mass shootings