AbsoluteFinema

Life is like a penis. It has its ups and downs, but it doesn’t stay hard forever. If it ever gets too hard, you can always beat it. You just keep working at it, and eventually it won’t be as hard anymore, and when you finally reach that point, you’ll feel amazing.

@DelusionPosting Science does not tell you #5 or #4. Science is not subjective or emotional. There's still a lot we don't know about humanity so #1 is fair, but I'd have to see tests for #3 and #2.

@ItsSomjuu I’m still ass, and to be honest, I enjoy games where I try something dumb and get my ass handed to me, than games where I go crazy playing normally and carry

Can’t lie I lowkey miss season 0 when everyone was ass at the game and it wasn’t triple support every game. We all was just having fun playing all our favorite super hero’s 😭 #marvelrivals

@Manga__vibe Women: "Why can't guys pick up on hints" The hints:

The worst she could say is no. She:

@F0ODHub The best drink for any situation is orange juice mixed with a Shirley temple

What drink goes best with this?

@DelusionPosting Or a government that actually arrests people when they directly say to kill people based on their political affiliation.

@AntiWokeMemes The thing is I really don’t like ctas

Which one will you save??

@RealPostFolder I’m already nihilistic so I could probably convince my clone to alt+f4

@HumansNoContext This could be a movie

Bro's street name is Ctrl-Z

@libsoftiktok If there isn’t already a federal law stating that there are no “willing children”, @POTUS needs to make one.

Scott Wiener should have his hard drives checked

@7amoudyTube I’ve had a lot of 1-3-2 games where I offer to go second tank if one of my dps can swap to healer and they all refuse, so in that situation, I think complaining about my dps is completely reasonable.

if i'm solo tanking everyone other than me lost their rights of complaining about anything

@Jashidoooooo Dying a lot. But reallistically, sitting back, pressing m1, spraying the enemy backline through my team whenever possible, swimming towards my team after bubbling if I notice a diver coming for me, saving ult to eat fox or hulk ult, depending on what ults my team has.

What yall doing against this comp?

@neevin I block people all the time. Not cause I have arguments with them, but because they’re bot accounts, or just real people that show up on my for you posting some dumb shit and I know that reading their posts is a waste of time.

I want to start blocking people… but I’m saving my blocks for the rare, elite level idiots who actually earn it.

@Write4Republic FUCK NO! We don’t want you cuckifornistanis!

Okay, so I have another proposal... Let's deport Californians to Canada, and give the state of California to Japan. Seems like a win-win.

@powdury “I’m gonna take some time to find myself” “I’m gonna take some time to find someone else then”

“I just need some time to find myself 🥺”

@solotanking Jeff is boring in neutral most of the time, but his ult is the most fun ult in the game in my opinion. It’s the reason I play him

no offence when i say this but how does someone with this roster even enjoy the game?? their entire top 5 is comprised of m1 merchants

@hoshizorarock Quick, hide the cheese!- I mean, there’s no cheese here. Nope.

アメリカ人よ🤬 見ているぞ🤬

@GimmickSlop To be fair, the food is REALLY good - Kier Starmer, probably

@nickshirleyy @Scott_Wiener Holy ratio

@Scott_Wiener You literally want to have less consequences for adults who commit sex crimes with 14 year old girls. You are quite literally THE psycho

Nah, not President. But Congress, yes. And Nick Shirley is definitely a psycho scam artist.

@kamoola_ They’re rated L for locks onto target

You call yourself “anti-poke” and a “melee player” and yet spider-man shoots a web and bp throws a spear… Embrace true melee, these fists are rated U for Up Close and Personal