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@abumurtador Jude Bellringarm

Guesss the player Level; Difficult

@LegacySiu Spartak Moscow, Hull City

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

Very cool. Thanks Peter!!

@TILintlnews All Eliteserien matches are available live internationally via our official streaming platform: 👉 international.eliteserien.no Please note: – The service is geo‑blocked in Norway – The service is geo‑blocked in China Perfect for supporters following us from abroad!

The most likely DGW33 outcome 👀👀 Kinda underwhelming if we being honest... @fplteam_ #FPL

🎯 Set Piece Table #ESNfantasy #2fantasy With help from @FantasyMarkus , I’ve put together a pre-season overview of set-piece takers for every team. Some columns are currently marked N/A and will be updated as the season progresses.

@eytexi Nice pal? Seeing lots of love for Hjertø-Dahl and Thorsteinsson, do you really expect them to tear it up? I'm usually a little more reticent on players new to a league albeit I'm not bowled over by the alternatives either!!!

🇳🇴 Latest #ESFantasy draft, with 3m banked for Glimt. All eyes on the final friendlies & cup QF this weekend.

@Klopps_Mug I upgraded to the £18.99pm newest version of Gemini to see if it could pick me an FPL team. And it picked a bloody brilliant team - the problem was it cost £107m and could manage to pick one in budget 😂

I need AI to help me to understand how to use AI on my phone Bixby, does the phone stuff I think Perplexity, searching, uses the cloud, Gemini, same as Perplexity ?! Galaxy AI stuff, on the photo app mainly I think, better than Google gallery who knows M375 Co pilot wtf

@BBCNewsNI MLAs - 27% pay rise Everyone else 3% or 4% pay rise. Seems legit....

Stormont's 90 assembly members are in line to see a pay rise of more than £14,000 from April this year taking their salaries to £67,200, the panel that sets their salaries has said. bbc.in/3MT7tSZ

@FPL_Salah Could I just say a thankyou mate for these posts (Goalscorer/Clean Sheets) of yours. Anytime I have a dilemma I come to your profile to read these. Only now I'm reconsidering giving the armband to Bowen over Haaland 🙂

GW25 anytime scorer % ⚽ Gyokeres: 48% Haaland: 43% Mbeumo: 42% Ekitike: 40% Jesus: 40% Thiago: 38% Sesko: 38% Havertz: 38% DCL: 38% Joao Pedro: 37% Wissa: 37% Woltemade: 36% Watkins: 36% Welbeck: 36% Cunha: 36% Kroupi: 36% Palmer: 34% Trossard: 34% Abraham: 34% Bruno: 33% Mateta: 33% C Wilson: 33% Bowen: 32% Martinelli: 31% Barnes: 31% Salah: 30% Delap: 30% Eze: 30% Madueke: 30% Rogers: 29% Larsen: 29% H Wilson: 29% Semenyo: 28% Evanilson: 28% Jimenez: 28% Enzo: 27% Probability based on player starting. Source: Oddschecker

@damzychillin Alan Smith

Guess the missing player 97.8% fans will fail..

@fesshole 🤣🤣🤣

The Google Streetview car snapped my house last year while I was masturbating. I know because I lower one exterior shutter while I'm at it.

@Footballtweet Carl Cort

Only proper football fans will be able to name the young lad with Harry Redknapp... 👀👀

@FPLKarim_ I don't Disagree but with Foden, Rice and Bruno already I'm not sure who Id downgrade him to....

Unpopular FPL Opinion: Saka isn’t worth £10.3m of your budget. He rarely hauls, and with the upcoming tight schedule, I can see him getting rested/subbed out regularly.

One of the first bass players I admired, had some groove on him.

@FplScorchio Apparently Yeremy spoke in class today.

@DaveAtherton20 One imagines the security guard was being paid buttons to secure other than Kirsty Gallacher

Ex-Sky Sports & GB News presenter Kirsty Gallacher was assaulted in the street at around 7pm on Tuesday, she says: "And then he brushed past me, he turned around & he kicked me – like he was kicking a football". A man was dressed in black & a security guard did nothing. Methinks Britain's immigration policies may have an influence.

@Klopps_Mug Puttanesca

What am I making

@SpursOfficial @KumhoTyreUK Hold me closer, Kevin Danso....

Our brick wall at the back 🧱 📊 @KumhoTyreUK

@fpl_pretender1 @FPLHints £2.3m ITB

@FPLHints What’s the team?

Activated my wildcard a few weeks back. Saw no immediate points benefit. But at that point I had just enough to get Semenyo and Haaland through a Threemium model. Glad I acted then and not now.