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Jesse

@FairlightEx

That knight streamer guy on Twitch for ten years now. Reviewer, entertainer, D&D enthusiast. Business contact: [email protected]

Portland, OR Inscrit le Ocak 2014
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Ok. Spoiler time. All the patrons in the room are snobby food critics except for the girl speaking- she is there by accident. The chef blames these critics for ruining the restaurant industry and making his job miserable, so now he's snapped and is holding them all hostage. The girl finds the chef's old photos and realizes that before he was famous, he was just a normal burger shack employee who loved making food for people. She orders a cheap greasy burger on purpose, to remind him of the time when he actually enjoyed cooking. Her plan works, the chef enjoys cooking her food. She asks for a takeout box for her leftovers, so he gives her one and decides to release her. He still kills all the other patrons in the room and burns the building down, leaving her the only survivor.
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She smarted her way out of death 🫠
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@iFooYa I've been waiting for this game since 2022, was starting to think it got abandoned.
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@CNviolations You should stick to action movies, Mr Statham.
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@CyberKnightsRPG A lot of love and attention obviously went into your game; hopefully your next release sells a million copies and solves your limited resource problem 🫡
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Cyber Knights: Flashpoint | Tactical RPG
@FairlightEx I just had a chance to watch your VOD; thank you for playing!! Glad you liked it and had such high praise for the gameplay & system design. We hear you on the critiques too; doing our best with the resources of an indie studio. 👍 I think we've come far. 😁
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@HOTDNewsHBO Watching the movie Rebel Moon and I halfway through I realized "wait a second, Daario is fighting Daario."
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@CRMO_Goose @SeryCodes Definitely sounds useful for servers with dozens of roles, but I keep mine simple.
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The Goose@CRMO_Goose·
@FairlightEx @SeryCodes I just like it because I server I used it in had 80 some roles that needed changes the bot does it for all roles simultaneously then removes itself and deletes the role it adds when it’s done
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Jesse@FairlightEx·
So this just happened to me as well. Hundreds of messages being spammed in every discord channel, and there is no ban button because it's an application, not a user. Banning the user who started it does not immediately remove the app or its messages either. Thankfully in my case there was no CSAM involved, but it easily could have been. Either way it's still annoying to go through every channel and remove hundreds of hateful racist messages one by one. I was unaware that this feature even existed til yesterday - apparently this has been as issue for a while now, but I don't spend much time browsing social media and missed the memo. This might be old news to some of you. For the rest of you: Server settings > Roles > Default Permissions > (scroll all the way to the bottom) > disable Use External Apps. That feature defaults to Enabled ever since Discord introduced it and is easily abused.
Berks@CaptainBerks

Yesterday I got a massive cyber attack on my discord server, thousands of (obviously illegal) CSAM were dropped and myself, mods, and any other unwilling viewer were exposed to this. The worst part is Discord moderation COMPLETELY FAILED. I couldn’t ban the attacker because it was an “App”, so I was forced to manually lock every channel in my discord to prevent any further harm. When I got to the last channel I was informed I couldn’t private it because “it’s against community guidelines to not have a text channel open to the public” MEANWHILE we were HELPLESS to stop the attack because of this. Discord claims they’re making recent changes because of child safety? What a joke. They can’t event prevent unapproved 3 day old app on their own platform from distributing CSAM. I’ve been a 8 year nitro user, I cancelled it last week because of the P*lantir connections. After this I’m looking completely for a replacement. 🤬 Discord if you want to make it up to me, start by getting these App creators involved with this attack arrested. Yes I submitted a report.

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@CRMO_Goose @SeryCodes It only takes 5 seconds to fix, no bot really needed. The challenge is simply being aware of the issue in the first place.
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The Goose@CRMO_Goose·
@FairlightEx @SeryCodes has a portion of his bot that can fix some of those problems automatically. I did it in a server of over 45,000 people an haven’t had issues yet
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Jesse@FairlightEx·
@NoContextHumans Just tell the tenant that the $1300 figure is based on a 28 day month, and he now owes extra on any month with more than 28 days.
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Jesse@FairlightEx·
It's been a while since I threw some dice, but today we're fixing that. Brand new D&D adventure starting now over on @tablestory 's twitch channel, with yours truly as a regular cast member.
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@rezeistweeting You only need 3 bucks here, and you can use the extra 7 to out for ramen with your new bald friend.
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𝖹𝖮𝖱𝖮@rezeistweeting·
You got $10 to make a team
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@DudespostingWs The crow was so surprised that the other guy said yes at 0:25 that he broke character for a second 😂
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Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
Every male secretly just wants to go on a dangerous adventure
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@Jayysein If it's the actors fighting the other actors, Chuck Norris. If it's the characters fighting the other characters, Chuck Norris. If it's Chuck Norris fighting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris.
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Heisjayy 𝕏@Jayysein·
If one walks away alive, who's your pick?
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@ick_real Seeing as how I already do this, sure, I'll take the extra cash 😂
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If I offered you $4k every week and all you had to do was stream for a minimum of 4 hours per day would you take it???
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@michealmensah54 @Jayysein King Leonidas, played by Gerard Butler in the movie 300. Maximus Decimus Meridias, played by Russel Crowe in the movie Gladiator.
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Micheal Mensah@michealmensah54·
@Jayysein Lol, isn't the first guy and last guy the same person?
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Heisjayy 𝕏@Jayysein·
If you put these 4 in an arena, who will come out alive?
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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
One of the most lethal traps I ever used was this. The problem was when the player fell into the pit, he couldn't see anything because whipped cream is opaque. The other players also couldn't see him. When they tried to lower ropes, the ropes floated on the whipped cream and he couldn't reach them. They eventually attached a weight the rope so it would sink in the cream, but when they did he still couldn't see it and had to grope for it. They also couldn't hear him talking, and eventually he just expired with no oxygen and the whole time I sat there innocently. You might say I was too mean, but I can think of at least three ways they could have gotten him out of the pit. Can you think of one?
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@HumansNoContext They can probably all get the job done in various ways, but only one person on this list has an entire movie franchise specifically dedicated to rescuing captives. He will look for you, he will find you, and he will kill you.
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Jesse@FairlightEx·
@cread92 @dokibird I appreciate the shout, but I haven't played in a long time, I'd probably just be a detriment without weeks of practice beforehand.
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cread13@cread92·
@dokibird I recommend @FairlightEx While he hasn't played seige in a hot min he was a pretty good player back in the day.
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Doki 🏆@dokibird·
Unfortunately one of my teammates had to drop out for the Pubg blindspot tournament due to scheduling so I'm looking for a content creator with rainbow six siege experience who like to join my team ! If anyone has recommendations as well of players, that'll help too !
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