Laconic_Wolf

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Laconic_Wolf

@FakeJeremy2

Commenting on pop culture in 280 characters or less.

Inscrit le Ağustos 2019
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Laconic_Wolf@FakeJeremy2·
@DanticsOfficial I think the crew of the Normany need to do a "Shepard watches tv, but probably shouldnt" series.
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Laconic_Wolf@FakeJeremy2·
@atharia_ The duty of a writer is to make the audience understand the world the characters are in. If they are not going to bother, it won't be a Mass Effect show, it will be the writers story wearing a Mass Effect skin.
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Atharia@atharia_·
So maybe the Mass Effect script has too many lore and Easter egg references that someone who's never played would understand? Good sign that the writing room cares about its ME audience first and foremost. However it's a good idea to appeal to the wider audience (cont. below)
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Amazon's new head of TV has requested that the ‘MASS EFFECT’ series should be rewritten to appeal to “non-gamers.” A greenlight for the series is expected shortly. (Source: theankler.com/p/why-is-peter…)

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Abdul 🥷🙂‍↔️@web3_prince2·
@DiscussingFilm Lmao gamers are so entitled. 'Stay true to the source' = make it for the 12 people who beat the legendary edition on insanity. Just make it a generic space soap opera and let normal people enjoy it. Cope harder nerds
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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Amazon's new head of TV has requested that the ‘MASS EFFECT’ series should be rewritten to appeal to “non-gamers.” A greenlight for the series is expected shortly. (Source: theankler.com/p/why-is-peter…)
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𓆩♡𓆪@Celebrityhaze·
You’re sick if you find this attractive
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Daddy Warpig@DaddyWarpig·
Just remember: ALL RECRUITING POSTERS ARE LIES
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Daily Mail@DailyMail·
Police step up patrols after woman was raped in Bristol city centre attack - as images of four men wanted are shared trib.al/UUEjVw7
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GaryD20 Games
GaryD20 Games@GaryD20Games·
Burn. 😀
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Captain H 🇬🇧 🇮🇱
Labour plan all along. Wreck the economy Blame Brexit. Ignore democracy. Become a rule taker by the back door.
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Laconic_Wolf@FakeJeremy2·
@LeahRebeccaUK The roam around freedom of Far Cry was amazing at the time. I loved Farcry 5 to bits. One of the few games I bothered to 100%.
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Leah Rebecca@LeahRebeccaUK·
I am currently playing Far Cry (again) That's the tweet - as you were 👍
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Laconic_Wolf@FakeJeremy2·
@The_Kyle_Mann @elonmusk In the UK Gandalf was arrested by the Police for posting on Facebook, "Men of Gondor, protect your borders, stand and fight against these black invaders!". He was subsequently sentenced to 31 months in prison for causing offence.
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Kyle Mann@The_Kyle_Mann·
The witch king has entered Minas Tirith. He is now a Gondorian citizen with full rights and benefits
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Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·
Another day of carrying the entire reputation of England on my shoulders I'm exhausted
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Existing aircraft like the Boeing 777 could be used to help cool the planet. A new modeling study from University College London suggests that stratospheric aerosol injection (SAI) — a form of solar geoengineering — could be carried out using modified commercial jets, such as the Boeing 777F freighter, without needing to build expensive, specialized high-altitude aircraft. The technique mimics the cooling effect of large volcanic eruptions by releasing sulfur dioxide into the upper atmosphere. Once released, it forms tiny reflective particles (aerosols) that scatter sunlight back into space, reducing the amount of heat reaching Earth’s surface. Traditionally, SAI was thought to require flights above 65,000 feet (20 km) in the tropics. However, researchers found that injecting particles at a lower altitude of about 43,000 feet (13 km) over the polar regions (around 60°N and 60°S) could still achieve meaningful cooling. This altitude is within reach of existing wide-body jets like the Boeing 777 after modifications. According to the simulations, releasing approximately 12 million metric tons (about 13 million US tons) of sulfur dioxide per year — primarily during spring and summer in each hemisphere — could lower global temperatures by roughly 0.6°C (about 1.1°F), similar to the temporary cooling caused by the 1991 Mount Pinatubo eruption. ["Geoengineering technique could cool planet using existing aircraft." UCL]
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Sandy Tregent@SandyofSuffolk·
I was listening to retired policeman @NormanBrennan on @TalkTV this morning. Mr Brennan used to police many areas in London and said, unfortunately, there are now many areas in London that are no-go areas. The first two no-go areas he mentioned were Croydon and Thornton Heath, where I was born and grew up. How has it come to this? From the age of 11, I used to get the bus into Croydon town centre to mooch around the shops. From the age of 13, I used to get the bus to Thornton Heath and walk to Selhurst Park to watch Palace play. My first office job was in 1974 in Thornton Heath High Street. The first property I purchased in 1984 was a maisonette near Palace's ground. Never once did I feel unsafe - not even when Millwall, Charlton and Brighton were our opponents. Now? It's a no-go area. This isn't exaggeration or hyperbole. It's true. Every time I've been back recently, I'm horrified at what my old home has become. In my car, I lock all my doors while driving. Thornton Heath High Street resembles Kingston, Jamaica; Broad Green resembles Kabul and many council estates are dens of drug dealing eastern Europeans. It's a huge melting pot of different cultures, religions, nationalities, none of whom have any respect for the British way of life. And they're ruining our whole capital city. But apparently Mayor Khan blames the 'far right' - whoever they may be - for stirring up division. I moved to Suffolk 22 years ago and, unfortunately, our county town here - Ipswich - is going the same way. The once lovely market town with a waterfront will, in a decade, I'm sure, become the new Croydon. How have the establishment let this happen? How on earth has it come to this?
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Mr PitBull@MrPitbull07·
I came out of the chip shop with a meat & potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him, “I wish I had your will power! I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks and Romanian Gypsies" were not the correct answers. A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time today. She said, “Sorry about the wait.” I said, “Don't worry dear. You might lose it eventually." In the forecast! The TV weather girl said, she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, "Fat chance with a face like that!" An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him,“What's wrong?” The boy says,“Me ma is dead”. “Oh bejaysus,"the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?” The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.” Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works better ! Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely fast shutter-speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut. I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question....which I got wrong. The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer was Fiji. A woman has a medical at the doctors. “You are grossly overweight,” he says. “I want a 2nd opinion,” she exclaims. “OK. You're bloody ugly as well.” That should more or less cover everyone !!
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