Tea eh

@kenkenlewu The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

She left her husband for three weeks to nurse her dyiñg mother. Her husband told her to choose between her marriage or her mother . She chose her mother. Five years earlier, he had been in the same position. His own mother was sick. He was the only son. He begged his wife to let her move in. She refused. She told him to hire help. Then gave him an ultimatum; “get her help or lose this marriage.” He dropped the idea of bringing his mum in. Now, it was her turn. Her mother was sick, and she wanted to bring her home. He said no. The same reason she once gave him; “Hire someone. Choose between this house… and your mother.” She chose her mother. She was gone for three weeks. Her mother dîed. When she came back, husband refused to let her in. He said; “You chose your mother and left this house. Go and continue staying with her.”

@hallocopen_gr Pepsi is better

I'm Japanese, born and raised in Japan. I like Pepsi-Cola, but what do you Americans prefer, Coca-Cola or Pepsi-Cola?😊 (At home, I always have one 2-liter bottle of Pepsi Cola in the refrigerator, and four other bottles stocked up.) If an earthquake were to strike, I might prioritize securing Pepsi-Cola over water. 😂

While I do believe in dinosaurs this entire meme has me questioning things.

@planned_gf As they should

Women use sex as a weapon in the relationship😂. It backfires nowadays because most men won't complain about it. They will choose to find it elsewhere peacefully.

@Funm_e_Martins @OzgurCreativity @WomenBeingAwful Once is enough. Bye felicia

@OzgurCreativity @WomenBeingAwful But it could have been a one time thing, it did not mean she was lying and cheating all these while

@donguriweb If they can play ball let them play

アメリカ人やカナダ人は、最近MLBで活躍する日本人選手が増えているのどう思ってる？暖かく受け入れてくれてたら嬉しいな。

@LankyEmu @superstringy @alfkkifine Wouldn't womens opt out be the same?

@superstringy @alfkkifine Your opt out is not having unprotected sex in the first place. Thats the opt out.

I’m gonna piss off a lot of people saying this but If a man pays child support, and later find out that the child isn't even his, the mother should have to pay all of it back

@Adamisafakename @alfkkifine No, he may not even know. The one whos actually told the lie was the mom. She should pay back the man and then find the dad whos responsible to her

@alfkkifine Shouldn't whoever the actual father is have to pay it back?

@alfkkifine With interest

@pallnandi Many women aren't with men they want. Theyre with men they think they can build a life wit, and thats not the same thing

I don’t know how else to say it. Feed your man, fuck your man, and he’ll do whatever the hell you want. It really isn’t that complicated.

@Spamfromk They actually understand the subject and realize its not worth it

Like seriously, how on earth do single guys give the best relationship advice but are still single??? 😭

@MUKIDEZA2 I HATE JIm Carey

この数日のアメリカ人との交流でわかったことがある。 ジム・キャリーのことを嫌いな人はこの世にはいない。

@lol7griw Im american and I have them

韓国のこの銀の箸マジで使いづらくない？ 韓国人はどう思ってるんだろう

@WorkElizab Nahhhh. You all wanted to be modern women, so now guys are modern men.

Can we actually do that?

@_wej01 Why are women so obsessed with height

Why are men so obsessed with pussy color.???????

@makotopic Black licorice isnt as popular as red, but it was quite common, and still is.

せっかく自動翻訳機能がついたので本場のアメリカ人に聞いてみたいのは、「リコリス」とかいう見た目も味も食感も完全にゴムのあのお菓子、みんな子どもの頃は本当においしいと思って食べてたんだろうかということ。

@hanaamurakami Why do Japanese women fetishize white men? I mean if theyre getting together and its not rape they must have a mutual interest

Why do some white guys fetishize Japanese girls?

@25sayorin_sine Who doesn't like oral sex and kissing?

やっぱ外国人客てキスもしたがらないしフェラもいらんて言うしクンニもないし ほんとにただ挿入だけやから ガチで日本人てきしょいんだなと実感した なんであいつらマンズリしたがったり生でしたがったりキスに執着あんの？ 世界一キモイ人種