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Just saw an Instagram where the lady was saying,, I’m back from Italy, I’ll share some thoughts 1. I don’t need coffee w/creamer. I just need Italian coffee. 2. Time is most def a construct 3. Black women are magnetic to every culture. We are literally sought out & people flock to us bc we are always the vibe. 4. The Tyrrhenian Sea is one of the prettiest bodies of water ever. 5. America is ghetto and does not know how to do leisure or hospitality. 6. We don’t have stomach issues, we have trash ass chemically loaded food.

One day you will say a final goodbye to masturbation.

Slow down ice spicy

at what point do y’all realize you’re actually done with someone for good?

@RoxX_Xylr 😭😭

I had a friend who was an ALCOHOLIC . He lost his FAMILY. I had a friend who was a JUNKIE. He lost his LIFE. I had a friend who smoked WEED. He lost the REMOTE.

My brother called me and asked me to put together a little kit he can keep in his work bag. He wanted a smaller version of my in car period kit. Just a little baggie with a couple pads, tampons, wipes, and some Midol so that if any of his coworkers ever needs something he can just hand the whole thing over and it covers their whole shift without them having to ask multiple people or go hunting for anything. He thought about the fact that it should cover a full shift. He thought about that detail on his own. I made it for him obviously. Immediately. No hesitation. I just need everyone to know that this man works in an office and proactively wanted to be a resource for the women around him and came to me for help executing it. He didn't make it weird, he didn't want credit for it, he just........

If size doesn't matter why are there not 3 inch dildos?

@Japhet_Fuhgwab Reallll

Fortunately, they were right. When you surround yourself with high achieving individuals, you have no option but to catch up.

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There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. And in the end you learn who is fake, who is true and who would risk it all for you.

Does smoking make someone mad?

I don't wanna be around nothing buy motivation, marijuana and money

Someone needs to create a music app only for musicians that make real good music 😭🎶

Does it matter what people think of you?

I knew it was over when the Chicken lady took her headset off 😂

I think he ate 😂

this the funniest fight on the internet 😂😭💀☠️

How are men able to control their urine while receiving a blowjob?

Autism: I’m always early because being late feels catastrophic. ADHD: I’m always late because time literally slips through my fingers. AuDHD: I planned to be early, got distracted leaving, somehow arrived exactly on time, and stress-spiraled the entire journey.

none of the people who have tried to belittle me live a life l admire. and that's enough for me.