Fixed It for You

Tag @FixingXforYou when you see something stupid that needs fixing. Follow for the corrections. No mercy.

@DrClownPhD Hollyweird is dying and I'm here for it.

Marry me 😍

@GovPressOffice I'm not even going to try this time - you guys just suck at the internet.

There isn’t a bigger sore loser in the country. Back to bed grandpa!

@MrCrabs302 @LeadingReport 🙏

@FixingXforYou @LeadingReport Always on point.

Nithya Raman defeats Spencer Pratt after days of mail-in ballots.

@FixingXforYou @LeadingReport California is a rat hole full of corruption

@DrClownPhD Congratulations

325K followers! 🥳 What a week. The support I get from all of you is the reason I keep doing what I do. I never thought I’d have such an amazing community one day. I wrote down a bunch of new ideas and I’ll be back creating tomorrow. Appreciate you all. 🫶

@PoliticalStacy @SpeakerWelchIL @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc Love it

@SpeakerWelchIL @MeetThePress @kwelkernbc Oh fuuuuuuuck off, you pussy.

This interview hurt my soul. The mistreatment of black women and journalists by this President is down right embarrassing and unacceptable. Kristin Welker is neither crooked or stupid. She is a history making journalist who has earned the right to be respected. The President should apologize immediately.

@politico Fixed it for you

In Maine, Graham Platner looks to move on from a week of controversy dlvr.it/TSwgS3

@Amer1can_Barbie Third world butthole

Cool story, Commie. Let’s send all 40M back to your shithole country so they can take all that talent and shit and make it not suck an entire asshole. Deal?

@IfindRetards @DrClownPhD If you have a gimmick, you're retarded.

@DrClownPhD If you steal my gimmick you're retarded 😂

If you pee in public pools, you’re retarded.

@DrClownPhD Whatever you do, don't ask Hello Fresh.

Is there enough meat on this pizza, or do we want more? 🤤

I'm getting this tattooed on my body

@GovPressOffice Fixed it for you

Repeating lies, increased irritability, reduced impulse control, and bursts of anger are all symptoms associated with dementia btw

California to be accepting ballots for the next two days.

@GovPressOffice Fixed it for you.

Trump is too emotional to be president

@LeadingReport Fixed it for you

@FixingXforYou @washingtonpost Thank you for your services, this is the correct version

@GuntherEagleman Why not both?

Bacon Sunday or sausage Sunday? For me… I choose bacon!

@GuntherEagleman This is the part that allows the rest to happen

@GuntherEagleman And we're supposed to look away and pretend mail-in voting isn't fraudulent. Okay.

🚨 CALIFORNIANS SCREAMING FOR CHANGE: 16 Years of Total Democrat Disaster Has Turned the Golden State Into a Nightmare Still counting ballots days and weeks later like it’s completely normal. Mail-ins showing up late, vote centers with millions of ballots just sitting in boxes. No urgency, no pride, pure incompetence under one-party Democrat rule. They can’t build bridges, can’t fix homelessness, can’t even run a clean election on time. Republican candidate Steve Garvey is firing back hard: Californians are done with the insanity, highest cost of living in America, sky-high taxes, $7.89/gallon gas in the Bay Area, electric bills double the national average, and people fleeing the once-beautiful state in droves. 16 years of Democrats controlling everything, governor, legislature, big cities, courts, and the result is total failure. Garvey, backed by President Trump and VP JD Vance, is offering real solutions: • Open up CA oil & gas to crash prices • Slash government fraud and bloat • First $100K tax-free for working families • Cut the endless bureaucracy crushing small businesses 56% of Californians now say they want change. Even Democrats and independents are breaking ranks. Time to give voters a real choice in November instead of more of this madness. California deserves better.  Enough is enough