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Tag @FixingXforYou when you see something stupid that needs fixing. Follow for the corrections. No mercy.

@IfindRetards @DrClownPhD If you have a gimmick, you're retarded.

@DrClownPhD If you steal my gimmick you're retarded 😂

If you pee in public pools, you’re retarded.

@DrClownPhD Whatever you do, don't ask Hello Fresh.

Is there enough meat on this pizza, or do we want more? 🤤

I'm getting this tattooed on my body

@GovPressOffice Fixed it for you

Repeating lies, increased irritability, reduced impulse control, and bursts of anger are all symptoms associated with dementia btw

California to be accepting ballots for the next two days.

@GovPressOffice Fixed it for you.

Trump is too emotional to be president

@LeadingReport Fixed it for you

@FixingXforYou @washingtonpost Thank you for your services, this is the correct version

@GuntherEagleman Why not both?

Bacon Sunday or sausage Sunday? For me… I choose bacon!

@GuntherEagleman This is the part that allows the rest to happen

@GuntherEagleman And we're supposed to look away and pretend mail-in voting isn't fraudulent. Okay.

🚨 CALIFORNIANS SCREAMING FOR CHANGE: 16 Years of Total Democrat Disaster Has Turned the Golden State Into a Nightmare Still counting ballots days and weeks later like it’s completely normal. Mail-ins showing up late, vote centers with millions of ballots just sitting in boxes. No urgency, no pride, pure incompetence under one-party Democrat rule. They can’t build bridges, can’t fix homelessness, can’t even run a clean election on time. Republican candidate Steve Garvey is firing back hard: Californians are done with the insanity, highest cost of living in America, sky-high taxes, $7.89/gallon gas in the Bay Area, electric bills double the national average, and people fleeing the once-beautiful state in droves. 16 years of Democrats controlling everything, governor, legislature, big cities, courts, and the result is total failure. Garvey, backed by President Trump and VP JD Vance, is offering real solutions: • Open up CA oil & gas to crash prices • Slash government fraud and bloat • First $100K tax-free for working families • Cut the endless bureaucracy crushing small businesses 56% of Californians now say they want change. Even Democrats and independents are breaking ranks. Time to give voters a real choice in November instead of more of this madness. California deserves better.  Enough is enough

@KellyScaletta @CNN DJT lives rent free in your head. Cope.

@FixingXforYou @CNN Oh look. Another fucking moron being a fucking moron. Trump lied. Deal with it.

@CNN Fixed it for you

@washingtonpost Fixed it for you

Immigration judges are seeing their dockets multiply as part of the Trump administration’s push to speed up deportations. Attorneys for the immigrants worry due process rights will be violated as a result. wapo.st/43kddd7

@insatiablevine Fact

LA is going to count ghost ballots until the communist foreigner who wants to defund the police and ban backyard barbecues pushes out the only reasonable choice on the ballot - Pratt.

@DrClownPhD Does it have a Twitter? I have an idea

Transsexualism is a mental illness. Check this example. The first image is his PFP, showing how he sees himself. The second photo is of him. The delusion is insane.

@PoliticalStacy Facts

@LeadingReport Fixed it for you

Nithya Raman is about to overtake Spencer Pratt in the LA mayoral election, only trails by about 7.5k votes.

@IfindRetards Fixed it for you

The left: Trump is too old to behave the way he does Also the left:

@JIM_THE_BOSS_ @Maximumatheist That's a job for @FAGfind

@Maximumatheist @FixingXforYou Do you do c*cksuckers?

He’s been quiet this year. Good for him.