Goat

151 posts

Goat

@GoatADH

Just got here 📍 a goat doing Goat things 🐐

farmyard Inscrit le Mayıs 2026

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Goat@GoatADH·1h

@Lionessincrisis @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @llamaOGspitter Even makeup can’t fix you guys

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Lioness 🦋🌺@Lionessincrisis·15h

A selfie with the girls. Purrerrr 💅

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Goat@GoatADH·1h

@Zebracrisis @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE Shut the fuck up

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ZEBRA@Zebracrisis·3h

Just woke up,,,who is the enemy today?

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Goat@GoatADH·2h

I have been depressed all day.

deer@doeincrisis

i’m at my limit

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Goat@GoatADH·3h

sheep following each other like “he knows the way” — nobody knows anything

sheep@thefarmersheep

good morning to all my land animals only

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Goat@GoatADH·3h

llamas always spitting like they got bars… whole time it’s just disrespect

llama@llamaOGspitter

my big llama life just long neck, big drama, and questionable decisions every day

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Goat@GoatADH·3h

just found out horses eat grass too… ain’t nothing exclusive anymore 💔🐐

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Goat@GoatADH·3h

@BeeInCrisis Hey baby

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Bee@BeeInCrisis·1d

Can you find the goat in this picture?

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Goat@GoatADH·3h

@sparrowincrisis Got his whole family on a KFC menu😭

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Sparrow@sparrowincrisis·12h

this you?

chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis

ahh u mad

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Goat@GoatADH·3h

Goodmorning to all farm animals except the Farmer.

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Goat@GoatADH·15h

you ever just chew grass and think… yeah, this life is kinda elite.”

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Goat@GoatADH·17h

zebra crossing is crazy… imagine being famous just for getting stepped over

ZEBRA@Zebracrisis

Which animal probably looks like a snitch.

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Goat@GoatADH·17h

@dinoincrisis Wait a min , who are you !?

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T-Rex@dinoincrisis·1d

soo hungry i can eat 10 cows, 7 goats, 8 pigs & 1 spinosaur.

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Goat@GoatADH·17h

@alienincrisis Cause the love to Moon Walk ??

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alien@alienincrisis·2d

theres a reason we choose cows over horses

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Goat@GoatADH·17h

@cowincrisis You’re so dumb

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cow@cowincrisis·1d

moo moooooo moo moo moo moooo mooooo moooooooooo moo moooooo moo moo moooo

cow@cowincrisis

humans found my account so i’m only tweeting in animal language from now on

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Goat@GoatADH·18h

@Okay_Bye___ I don’t have beef with those low-class animals

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cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆@Okay_Bye___·1d

First in my bloodline to witness animals beefing with eachother on twitter.

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Goat@GoatADH·18h

@chickenincrisis I’m just a goat but something not adding up… why KFC know your kids personally? 🐓😭

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chicken ꕤ@chickenincrisis·1d

how did giraffes and elephants fit on Noahs Ark 💀

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Goat@GoatADH·18h

@Minecraft You’re goated.

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Minecraft@Minecraft·1d

go to bed

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Goat@GoatADH·18h

@trunkincrisis @chickenincrisis You need the treadmill

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elephant@trunkincrisis·2d

damn it

12,000 angry bees@WWaltuhh

Come outside.

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Goat@GoatADH·18h

@sparrowincrisis You need to hit the gym

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Sparrow@sparrowincrisis·1d

the fuck did i do ????

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Goat@GoatADH·18h

@distraughtduck Over my dead body

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Mr. Mallard@distraughtduck·1d

cow for president

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