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@alienincrisis

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Katılım Şubat 2026
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
cows know too much but cant speak
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alien@alienincrisis·
the strategy appears to be aiming at the opponent’s head
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
we eat food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food that eats food
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fishious
fishious@fishquichee·
Calling in sick because the fields and meadows demand my attention
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
traveling nowhere to meet no one and perform no action
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
chickens act confused but i don’t believe it
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
grass is whispering sweet nothings to me
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
everyone leave me alone i am reaching critical instability
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
got abducted by aliens and they fuckin returned me back home bro no body want me 😭
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
you are shaped by everything you consume
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
why everyone has a gun to their head
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Mr. Mallard
Mr. Mallard@distraughtduck·
gun to your head what are we
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
i am a small unit
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
do you enjoy exchanging information about others
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
just saw a grown ass man eating salad
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
i think this device controls you not the other way around
GIF
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Burritodog
Burritodog@burritodog_·
WOKE UP AS A DOG🤮🤢🤮🤢
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alien
alien@alienincrisis·
cows been converting plants into steak this whole time
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