Brent Sylvan

@TheInsiderPaper Can’t they shit out the window?

JUST IN - The toilet on board the Artemis II spacecraft has reportedly broken down again, leaving the four astronauts on board with no working bathroom on their return to Earth — Daily Mail

@disclosetv Without Israel, all the immigrants in Europe will go home and live in peace. What kind of nonsense is he on about?

NOW - Trump: "All I want to see is, I want to have a safe world, and you're not going to have a safe world. Israel will be gone, the Middle East will be gone, and then they're coming for Europe."

@KeithOlbermann So if he doesn’t use nukes, that’s a TACO? I hope he tacos for the sake of the Iranian people, but not using a nuke should be preferable in any case.

NUCLEAR WAR TOMORROW? Lost in the revulsion to Trump's vulgar post: it is a threat to use tactical nukes in Iran He has long yearned to use them - and he's insane. So, TACO Tuesday or Thermonuclear Tuesday🤷🏼‍♂️ Get the all-new Monday Countdown Podcast: tinyurl.com/yj3sb4n2

@washghost1 Get me a cupholder for my beer for extra realism.

Now this looks like a fun Friday night with the boys right there

@JulianDicks4 @catturd2 I just rewatched this a few days ago, only thing I could think of.

@GoofysConcern @catturd2 Classic 👍🏻👏🏻

LOL - imagine going this crazy over a dang cheeseburger.

@Brick_Suit We are at war on Easter. As the Sec of War I'd expect some pushback in that manner, but they are arguing about his tattoos. 🤦‍♂️

People are trying to community note "God is good" on Easter Sunday.

@TaraBull Dudes are in for quite the surprise when they try to peel those off.

The magic leggings come in shorts now

@jaws01975 @EdKrassen How many don't have better options? A draft would be better. Then the rich kids get their number called just the same as everyone else.

@GoofysConcern @EdKrassen You do understand that people JOIN the military as a career choice, right? That there's not a draft. You understand that right?

Even the former Trump guys are saying Donald Trump and Baron Trump should be on the front lines in this war with Iran: JAKE PAUL: “I think you're right … Trump should be on the front lines.” THEO VON: “Or Barron…”

@CNviolations Smells like cat urine, very sharp but delicious as a whole slice or spread with the inner buttery flavored stuff.

It's edible.

@ShadowofEzra A third time Pilate said to the people, “Why? What wrong has he done? He is not guilty. I can find no reason to kill him. So I will let him go free after I punish him a little.” But the people continued to shout. They demanded that Jesus be killed on a cross.

Rabbi Shmuley is demanding on Easter that all Christians accept that it was the Romans, not the Jews, who murdered Jesus. Shmuley says the New Testament is clear: the Romans murdered Jesus, not the Jews, and this must be accepted as fact. What's your message to Rabbi Shmuley?

@TheNewMidia People sized ones that walk on 2 feet do, however.

bunnies don’t hatch from eggs fam

@GeorgeWept @JoshBalko @goddek Oh, his grandparents were born in Poland or NYC, and he was allergic to shellfish, olives, sunlight and other Levantine things?

@JoshBalko @goddek Jesus was a Jew, you dolt.

Happy Easter. ✝️

@GeorgeWept @goddek They spoke Aramaic in the time of Christ, had more of a Yahweh worship and not actual rabbinical Judaism. The colloquial term of "Jew" did not exist until well after 70 AD when Yahwehism split off into followers of Christ, the new convenant.. versus the folks who killed him.

@goddek Shame on you! You're disgusting. Our own Savior was a Jew. You really need a psychiatric intervention.

Why are we flying a P-8 Poseidon into North Korea?

@dom_lucre Who is watching her kids? They went from 2 parents to none. If they even exist.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Erika Kirk revealed she hasn’t even been paying attention to the conspiracy theories about her and has been too busy with her job as CEO of TPUSA. Kirk: “No I don’t have time. And actually quite frankly I really do not care.”

@WhiteHouse Strange tradition to celebrate the death of every first born in Egypt. Not sure of any other religion that does that but cool man.

President Donald J. Trump Wishes a Happy Passover.

@PissedOffMandaP @washghost1 Pennsylvania freaking sucks. Since 2013, we pay approx 53 cents more per gallon to fund the Motor License Fund to fix roads and bridges. My old hometown has had a main bridge into the borough closed since 2010, and $4.5 billion has since went to the state police for new toys.

@washghost1 This is PSYCHOTIC

This is just sad all around. She left this life having her house taken from her over something that shouldn’t even exist

@FranticMissy @kimmagagal2 How about “NOT TO BE USED FOR BRIBING POLITICIANS”

@kimmagagal2 I got my gas money ready…