I had a late night thought about bringing back Baumer Report in a new positive (and limited to certain federations) form, but I doubt it would go over well.
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Cass Baumer
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Cass Baumer
@HashtagBaumer
Professional bad decision maker. 🎤 @FCWefed interviewer 🏠 Retired Fighter. (RP Account. Not Marta Piekarz.)
Evanston, IL Inscrit le Mart 2016
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Oh right… the announcement…
ZENITH is happy to announce that we’ve opened up condominiums on the on and aroubd The Mountain to not only house die-hard ZENITH fans, but the ZENITH staff and any interested talent!!
ZENITH Wrestling@ZENITHfed
Uncle Lou is happy to force me to stop playing Wii Sports to open my phone and tweet out an announcement… Mind you Uncle Lou also has access to the twitter and can do it himself, I mean he doesn’t even pay me!!! Like I just wanted to play some Wii Sports since my DSI is missing
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My world's on fire.
How 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it.
And I never get bored.
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The difference between you and me is that I don't need to even touch a wrestling ring to make a mark on this industry.
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"You gotta put in the work.""
"Rome wasn't built in a day."
Yeah, nah.
Talk long enough.
Act confident enough.
And people usually give you whatever you want.
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@YFDXavier @FCWefed I was a little nervous before you said this. Heh. Thanmks. For real.
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@HashtagBaumer @FCWefed Im sure youll gonna do great with it, nosy ass
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Thanks for having me back,. @FCWefed!
Current FCW fans mioght not remember, but I was on the FCXW roster for a short amount of time. Now that I'm done with in-ring competition, I've been hired back to do what I do best: asking the questions you want to know. 🕵️♀️
FCW@FCWefed
Introducing FCW’s new backstage interviewer! You know her, you love her, at least we hope that’s how you feel about her… it’s @HashtagBaumer! //If you need an interviewer for a segment, be sure to use Cass!
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@HorrorwoodsOwn @FCWefed If you’re betting on @Cases4Baskets passing up an elimination when it’s there, sure. Flawless plan.
Just keep your guard up. That’s all I’ve got to say.
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@HashtagBaumer @FCWefed …Did you just ignore that entire tweet?
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#FCWHorizons is the start of a new era for @FCWefed. And I intend on establishing myself in the upper echelon of FCW by winning my first pro wrestling championship. Helena has taught me a lot and I want to show her what I’ve learned by taking her 24/7 title
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Y'know, it always amazes me how I'm always supposed to be scared. Defending my @FCWefed Hardcore Championship will always be a bloody fight. Always. And I'm, obviously, perfectly fine with bleeding. Done it a bunch of times and will a bunch more.
But let me get this straight...
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@HorrorwoodsOwn @FCWefed So you have absolutely zero plan. Got it.
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@HashtagBaumer @FCWefed Oh joy, the newest snoop.
The plan is to fight along side my stable mate and then may the best woman win. I’m confident because if you’re not, you get eaten alive
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@TheSamTolson @NightQueenAsh As @FCWefed's interviewer and a totally non-biased observer, I ask: Would you like to share a poem of your own, Sam?
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...I'm supposed to be scared, at #FCWHorizons, of @NightQueenAsh and her slam poetry? Her strings of text, claiming things she isn't, never has been, and never will be, all in an attempt to seem dark and brooding, scary and imposing.
Here's the problem there, Ash...
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He told awful jokes. He took forever in the bathroom. He hogged the TV remote. He never cleaned his room. He collected stupid cards for a game he didn’t even play. And somehow, he still yelled at me and Ronnie over the stupidest shit!
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You would have liked him.
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Sorry I’ve been a little checked out lately.
January 21st makes eleven years since John died.
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No industry lives up to what it oughta be, but you get out of it what you can.
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@HashtagBaumer @M0LLY_HATCHET I do have an aunt Liz but she’s not Tina Fey😅
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@M0LLY_HATCHET @SuchSweetSour I choose to believe, yes! They are cousins!
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@M0LLY_HATCHET @SuchSweetSour Is she related to that Tina Fay character in 30 Rock, btw?
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@SuchSweetSour @HashtagBaumer Also a fair point. She's an angry lemon! Freshly squeezed fuck off. 🤣
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@M0LLY_HATCHET @SuchSweetSour That seems to happen a lot. lol
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@HashtagBaumer @SuchSweetSour I'm just laughin cause she's mad at ya. 😂
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