Samantha Tolson (Parody)

@TheFlamingOmen //Cumpleaños felíz!!

//I still can’t believe I’m 30 today. Where did the time go? 2016 doesn’t feel that long ago but here I am. I’ve learned a lot about myself in my 20’s though so I’m hoping the discoveries continue. Here’s to the next decade,

I hope you're ready for this, @CurrencyCrew_PW. I truly do. Because you know I will be.

@TheFlamingOmen Arigato, Imōto.

@TheSamTolson You look so good, adelfí!

I mentioned yesterday I'd done something. Here's what I did.

@ScarletRoseCSC Life has taught me to never say never.

@TheSamTolson You're more than welcome, babe. I wish we could do a shoot together one day. 🫦🥵

@ScarletRoseCSC Thanks hon.

@TheSamTolson Damn girl, you look absolutely gorgeous. 🥵🫦

@MamaCharlotte_ Thank you so much.

@RoxieRipper Yes, Samantha is my real name. My quote-unquote government name. Not scared, just... curious.

Well what's da point o' doin' sumthin' scandalous of ya don't honkin' tell everyone?! Ya know what kinda person does that?? HUH?! I'll tell ya what! A yelly belly Scaredy-Bear! That's what! So Sam. If that IS ya real name. Are you a yelly belly Scaredy-Bear?

So...I did a thing last week. A new thing. Kind of a racy thing. Might share, might not. Depends on the reaction to this.

Love it when someone who came into @UPRISINGFED for less than a cup of coffee, and was a piss poor representative of the company while here, thinks he has any license to comment about the company he hasn't acknowledged since getting his ass beat.

I'm the delusional one, the one who usually winds up losing? I didn't win tonight. Neither of us did. But around these parts? 1st Silver State Champion 1st Double Crown Champion Someone tell me how that equates to me being mostly on my back? You have yet to do shit anywhere.

Tomorrow night, I put down a dog. @UPRISINGFED is MY home. And I promise you, I'll never be anyone's fucking stepping stone.

@Ariane_ANDW @Trixie_Rabbit I'm not yet sure, as the ones I have are test garments for my PLMM Apparel line. I'll find out, however. It'd be good information to have.

@Trixie_Rabbit @TheSamTolson Mine are made from polyradex since it compresses and wicks sweat. A fellow super ordered some for me. Glad she's only slightly smaller than me as its already a tight squeeze. Don't know what Sam uses.

Don't mind me. Just doing some running in the desert just outside Vegas.

@Trixie_Rabbit It is. It's actually designed to be, so I can run without... y'know...

@TheSamTolson That's one strong fuckin' top.

@Trixie_Rabbit No dear, the new workout tops are...ahem...very restraining by necessity.

@TheSamTolson ..did you get a reduction?!

@HerShiniestStar @ABebeReborn Clearly not since she's not divulging the information.

@TheSamTolson @ABebeReborn Well she knows!

Of all the places in Vegas and you go running outside in the desert?

@HerShiniestStar @ABebeReborn How can they be scary if no one knows what they are?

@TheSamTolson @ABebeReborn They sound scary. I am not getting fucked up before my graduation.

@HerShiniestStar @ABebeReborn I don't even know what a death claw is, and I've yet to see one.

@TheSamTolson @ABebeReborn I’m not risking a death claw! I’m too pretty to die.