HeisDeKing

It’s been a month since I started listening to Billie Eilish, and now I’m in love 🥹. Her songs are so good. The funniest part is that I don’t even remember the names or lyrics, yet I keep listening. I just play them from this playlist. I think it has her whole discography ❤️💘

@DrOaikhena Sha, e no go better for you and your papa

Let me say this clearly, especially to those still living in Nigeria: If this government retains power until 2031, they will unleash the harshest and most brutal regime in our history. Whether you supported them or not, nobody will be spared. Many of their loud online supporters will lose their jobs after the election and become irrelevant once their usefulness is over. Most opposition leaders will be jailed, youth activists who worked against them will be locked up, suicide rates will rise, frustration will explode, and the economy will become far worse than it is today. The only way to avoid this coming crisis is simple: make sure this administration does not return to power in 2027. Vote them out. Make it a personal choice, as if your life depends on it. We can do it. You can do it. If they were not scared of losing, they wouldn’t be intimidating the opposition so desperately. Take this warning seriously, especially if you live in Nigeria. Those who live in Nigeria will feel the pain. Those abroad have nothing to fear except for a few of their siblings or parents. Retweet for those who need to hear this truth ✊

.@heisrema’s “Calm Down” is the first African song to be nominated for “Song of the Year” in history of the #VMAs. — Rema, also is the first African artiste to appear in the “Best Collaboration” Category at the VMAs.✨✨

@Victor105460772 😂😭🤧

" I still dey here boss"

serious music bro, serious music!

Every RCCG church branch abroad that was started by an Igbo minister — the moment the church grew big and started bringing in millions weekly, the Igbo minister will quickly be replaced with a Yoruba man, even if 99% of the congregants are Igbo. They’ve been doing this shit since 2009.

@QCWorldwide @kojomcmensah 🇳🇬🫶🏽

Our soakaway got clogged, and our caretaker brought an old man to fix it. I watched him struggle for a bit trying to break the cement, and I couldn’t just stand there, I told him to let me help. I collected the Monday hammer from him and broke the hard parts myself. I stayed with him throughout the repair till he was done. I even fetched water and gave him soap to wash up. He thanked me and left. Later, he came back and asked me to call the caretaker so he could confirm he was done. The caretaker came and paid him. After that, Baba came to my door looking for me and handed me 5k. I told him I couldn’t take it, that he shouldn’t worry. My Yoruba was as bad as his English, so communication wasn’t smooth😂 He just prayed for me and left. Some minutes later, he came back again, this time with one plastic bottle of Orijin bitters he bought from the shop outside and handed it to me before leaving. I just dey look the plastic Orijin dey laugh. That Baba nah a grateful shayo man😂

Saw a young boy of about 17 roughhandling a more mature guy of about 25. They moved closer with the young boy still roughhandling the older one, then I stepped in. "What happened?" The younger guy narrated that he was to buy a second-hand powerbank for 3k from him. He has balanced him, no power bank, and he refused to refund his 3k for over 2 months. So, I thought the older guy just wanted to cheat the boy. In a bid to ask for justice for the guy, I started looking for every means to collect the money and pay the young boy. "Oya, bring out your pockets." Figo no dey him hand. But luckily for me, his ATM card fell in the process. "How much do you have in that card?" "Sir, I have no money there." I didn't believe. So, I told him: "Let's go and check your balance at the nearest POS stand." We checked, and it was about 6 Naira in his balance. Moku o 😂😂😂 I asked the young boy, "What do we do now?" "Ah, sir! He either gives me the money today, or he kpai me." I'm sure he was just waiting for me to get out of the picture so he continues to rough-handle him. But the older car was seriously pleading with the guy, and no intentions to beat the guy even when he could. I checked my pocket, and I saw 2k. Gave the boy, and told the older one to balance it up on a certain date. I didn't know him, and he didn't know me. We all dispersed. Then one day... I heard a loud hailing from my right side. "Aaaaah... See my oga!" You guessed right. It was the same guy I bailed out. Followed the set of bricklayers who came to work at my supermarket (I'm doing a serious restructuring). To serve one of the bricklayers. Said me well to everyone of them, and that day passed. But something happened on the 4th day that made a popular saying stick to my head. The popular saying is: The good you do will always find its way back to you. Back to what happened on day 4... A bike man came into the store to buy water. Where he was, he sighted the bike man stealing another product. The bike man had quickly pocketed it in those their big jackets called "pullover". When the bike man was leaving, he quickly ran from where he was to the last man standing. My guys have checked receipt just before stepping out. Water on the receipt, and water in his hand. But this guy stopped him outside. Immediately after stepping his legs out of the building. "I am the one double-checking before we finally say goodbye." The bikeman presented the bottled water and the receipt. Then this guy I once bailed out requested that he flip his jacket open. He had taken Viju Wheat drink. "Where's the receipt?" "My brother, I will give you 4k, just don't let me cast"- The bike man said. "You are stupid, you know watin my oga don do for me?" Called me, we confirmed he stole it, them beat am small, and I handed him over to the Police.

Wole Soyinka - I will judge Tinubu after one year. 3 years later, Soyinka is criticizing Peter Obi.

Apc unraveled Wole Soyinka. Omo thé idiot nearly carried clean sheet throughout him life. Shame

Na Tinubu haters full my tl😭 I loveeeee itttttt

He called à sitting President Nebuchadnezzar because of political differences. Get your saliva off my tl

DJ Tunez, instead of wasting money paying hungry influencers to push the narrative that Burna is begging you, why not use that same money to hire bodyguards the next time you go out?🤣

As my babe, if you send me sexual WhatsApp stickers, you will tell me where you got it from.

@nonsowtf So you are going to pretend you didn't see the Maureen? Daft. Anything for Elon money sha.

See father of 4 wey dey catfish Maureen for X 😂 Papa Chinedu, why 😭

So we go just ignore the Maureen for front of the name?

The drug addiction epidemic in Nigeria needs urgent attention. Almost all my childhood friends don crase finish

@DycSamuel00 @Astra_szn @socetyhatesjay Someone answers Olaniyi? 😭 Very bad name if translated to Igbo. But I understand, tribal names sounds weird to other tribes.

@Astra_szn @socetyhatesjay Yariba names are more funny 🤣 What is olaniyi?🤣🤣😂

the account vs the aza well done chinedu