Trey(fan)

Things wey messi fans dey talk, you no go really grasp the magnitude of stupidity inside am until Ronaldo fan talk am

@Blessing_Olivi Normally. Him gats eat

I read about you 😂 Tried football trials at several clubs but nobody saw any talent. Last trial at Barcelona, they gave you money to buy a car and start Uber. That's why you love the institution so much. No wonder anytime you come for Ronaldo, I understand, you gats eat 😂

I'm convinced Ronaldo fans are a social experiment to test how far the human stupidity can go at this point

@AVFCOfficial That's same with United

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures will consist of playing each team home and away.

@AbujaxQueen Na to carry like 12 cyber truck flood there

Look at how these bandits are calmly waiting on the road, patiently waiting for innocent people to fall victim. 😱

@ykbprst @grok did she say this

An interviewer asked Kendall Jenner on how she feels dating a guy she’s 30 times wealthier than? She laughed and said: “Have i ever dated someone who’s wealthier than me?” Interviewer: “No” Kendall: what does that tell you? I like being dominant. In our family we dominate, not succumb.

@Tunnykvng Welcome... Enjoy the feeling

Our first game of the season is on a Monday, we’re the new Man United

@heisHIM3694 And you still be HIM???

My girlfriend and I dated for over a year and never used a condom once. I told her I didn’t like it, so we never used protection. I trusted her with my whole heart. In January 2025 she gave me a full one-month notice that she’d be traveling on Valentine’s Day. I felt at peace who plans something shady that early? She said her friend who moved to Abuja was getting proposed to, and the boyfriend wanted all the girls there. I believed her. I even gave her transport and feeding money despite her saying the guy would cover everything……

@Israelgharee Person wey me and him just fight yesterday sef

Me and a random guy shaking and calling each other my bro because we don't know each other's name 😂

Person wet me and him just fight yesterday sef

@Chisomxoxo_ Una no dey hate?? 😂

Men and their fake ‘bro’ for each other. People wey Dey hate their homeboy.

@RBcleay Crazy question.... Why's a car worth that price like... Can it fly???

ロナウド、優勝したらチームメイト全員に58万ドル（約8400万円）相当のロールスロイスをプレゼントへ🇵🇹🐐🚗 ポルトガル代表、急にW杯優勝へのモチベーションが爆上がりしたと話題に😂

@RBcleay Still works 😂😂😂

@Boomluck1zz Where will he go

Assist me by getting out of the Portugal team

@Biglyriz K

Reach the ones that Ronaldo fans had talked especially you ?

@MartienBall What are INEOS gonna do

This could actually be the year wow... INEOS, over to you now.

@theMadridZone @MarioCortegana If Madrid buy him for anything above 80 million, I'll dye my hair blue white and green

🚨 CONFIRMED: Enzo Fernandez is ONE OF THE OPTIONS to strengthen the midfield. Enzo is KEEN on the move. Chelsea’s asking price: £120 MILLION. @MarioCortegana

@Avneesh29525798 @theMadridZone @MarioCortegana Everyone's rent is.... Go get a brain

@theMadridZone @MarioCortegana 120 million for a midfielder? My rent is cheaper than his transfer fee.

@john322226 You get big problem my lord

@FabrizioRomano You mean the one season wonderkid

🚨🔥 Dani Olmo: “Cucurella didn’t tell us anything about Real Madrid! He will have to suffer in La Liga…”. “Against Lamine Yamal, for example”.

@FabrizioRomano Scenes when lamine yamal falls off soo bad next season