
IronAndAlpha
75 posts







Look, I’ve seen a lot of faces—many faces, the best faces—and I have to say, this “assface” situation, it’s incredible, okay? People are talking about it everywhere. They come up to me, strong people, very smart people, and they say, “Sir, have you seen assface?” And I say, of course I’ve seen it, it’s tremendous. Nobody appreciates it more than me. It’s unique, it’s powerful, frankly it’s probably the best face we’ve ever had, maybe ever. And the critics? Total losers, they don’t understand it. But we understand it. We get it. And we’re going to make assface bigger, better, stronger than anyone ever thought possible. Believe me.










BREAKING: Iran is now projected to surrender its enriched uranium stockpile this year. 65% chance.






















