Jordan Reading (VanZile)

Well… saw this on Reddit today. Full circle moment.

My day so far: Spilled pop on my keyboard yesterday. Dealing with the sticky repercussions today. 🤦🏼‍♀️

If you’re not using ChatGPT for meal planning I dunno what you’re doing…

ISO: A new email client. Please send help.

Colleagues: “This looks amazing!” Me: “Thanks, I made it while spiraling.”

Vibe coding. Am I doing it right?

My favorite thing when sportscasters interview anyone is sports. Interviewer: “What do you need to do today?” Athlete: “Just gotta play the game and be better.”

Trying to build an app in Replit. On my fifth time asking it to add a gray border around a certain section. 😬

@blakesimkins Bargs does have bite. @landolarsen

@JRReading Get him a rootie b.

Husband: “I don’t feel great today.” Me: “You just need to drink more water.” — Iykyk

I see the @BuffaloSabres blew another lead. Shocking.

Best PEZ candy flavor…

PSA: Your friend likely doesn’t need another blanket for XMAS.

Looking for places to misdirect my energy right now…

@JRReading “Half baked Byron” I like it

I’m the type of girl that takes her cookies out 2 minutes early because I have a tendency to be impatient for exciting things.

@brianbolnick Haha he’s def a soft-baked cookie, but he’s my favorite soft-baked cookie.

@JRReading Explains why you married Byron

Okay 👏🏻real 👏🏻talk — if we are serious about becoming a hockey town… when do we get those Pizza Hut family deals for the @utahhockeyclub? Asking for a friend.

@OfficialNFLShop Just sent a DM

@JRReading Hey Jordan! Let me get you that Bills sweatshirt! Send me a PM! -Travis twitter.com/messages/compo…

What the hell @OfficialNFLShop … what kind annoying joke is this. I ordered a Bills sweater… and got a Pats sweater instead.