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BREAKING; VISUAL CONFIRMATION: IRAN HAS SHIPPED OUT NINE MILLION BARRELS OF CRUDE OIL FROM FLOATING STORAGE IN THE GULF OF OMAN SINCE THE US BLOCKADE WENT INTO EFFECT ON 2026-04-13 AT 14:00 UTC ANOTHER TWO MILLION BARRELS DEPARTED ON 2026-04-12 #OOTT #IranWar #Tankers

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

@Rory_Johnston more like on the local liquor store

On the Iranian economy,

What’s your favorite EU-funded Orbán project? - The “tree-top walkway” with no trees? - A roundabout to nowhere? - €17,5k benches in empty villages? - Or the ghost railway in Orbán's hometown?

What the administration is doing to the oil market is egregious. All In, No Holds Barred on short term self preservation. We are all going to pay an extreme price for this insanity down the road. America will become substantially weaker for this Banana Republic stupidity.

@JavierBlas what? someone must have come with a magic wound and repaired the whole supply chain there're diesel shortages everywhere here. demand destruction already happening. not to mention lack of LNG for winter

For Europe, the energy “crisis” in natural gas and electricity is, essentially, over. Sure, it can re-start if the ceasefire collapses, and Iran were to attack Qatar. But as now, it’s gone. And, let’s be clear, it was never a threat to start with as 2022 was. Key for ECB/BoE.

I can’t recall a day when the $SPX made a new all-time high with only 11 of its components making new 52-week highs.

@bespokeinvest I wonder what came next, in 1929

Since 1928, this is the first time the S&P has made new all-time highs in 11 days or fewer after falling 5-10%.

@monitor11616 lol a usual BS? their war cabinet meeting ended an hour ago and they doubled down on establishing a buffer zone

⚡️🇮🇱🇱🇧🇺🇸 NYT: Israel is considering a short-term ceasefire in Lebanon that could pause the war against Hezbollah. A truce could begin as early as Thursday and last about a week. The United States hailed Tuesday’s Israel‑Lebanon talks as a “historic milestone”. The Lebanese government has been notified that Israel is considering a short‑term truce, though Hezbollah has yet to respond. nytimes.com/live/2026/04/1…

Treasury Secretary: 🇮🇷🇷🇺 We will not be renewing the general license on Russian and Iranian oil.

🔴 EXPOSED: How Viktor Orbán Bankrolled the Network Around Reform UK As Hungary’s Prime Minister suffers a historic electoral defeat, Byline Times maps out how his government’s funding arm channelled hundreds of thousands of pounds into organisations at the heart of Britain’s hard right. bylinetimes.com/2026/04/14/exp…

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 The US Treasury has bought back a record $75.6 BILLION in debt so far in 2026. This is the largest buyback in any 3–4 month window in the modern history.

@banderafella Never learn katsaps, never learn

29 russian troops tried to move through a gas pipeline near Nova Sich (Sumy region). They didn’t make it. Artillery + drones caught the entire group.

@rationalaussie lol -40% from ath supercycler

Can I say something? SUPERCYCLE

@JaguarAnalytics paper says it's only $90! lol

Day 48. The war was supposed to end in 2 days. Are we just going to run 10-15 million barrel deficit per day to perpetuity and pretend it doesn’t matter for global economy?

@elerianm imagine taking trump's numbers seriously. And yeah, 4% YoY PPI vs 3.4% prev sounds like a relief alrite lol

This will come as a relief to many, including the Federal Reserve: Monthly US PPI inflation was 0.5% in March, less than half the consensus forecast. America's diversified economy and its energy security are again distinguishing its economic performance from much of the rest of the world. #economy

😭“His leg… was torn off in the literal sense”: horrific footage after a Russian attack on Dnipro At least 5 people have been killed — all civilians. Another 25 were injured, with 21 hospitalized, including 10 in serious condition.

Merz: We are elevating our bilateral relations with Ukraine to the level of a strategic partnership Volodymyr Zelensky announced that Ukraine will jointly produce air defense systems with Germany. This will be the largest deal of its kind in Europe. Ukraine and Germany have signed a number of agreements, including in the defense sector. Germany will also provide a new aid package — air defense systems, drones, and ammunition. In addition, Friedrich Merz said Berlin will help facilitate the return of Ukrainian men of conscription age. Merz believes such individuals should be in Ukraine helping their country.

The Trump regime is in complete chaos. Former NATO Supreme Allied Commander Adm. James Stavridis acknowledges the Pentagon had to walk back Trump's insane full blockade order. The incompetence and delusion of Trump continues to help Iran and wreak havoc on America's armed forces.

A US-sanctioned tanker linked to China is making its way through the Strait of Hormuz, testing President Donald Trump’s naval blockade bloomberg.com/news/articles/…