Jet Hamcheck

Where the fuck did all these speed bumps come from in Nashville?

This Earthquake kinda makes me want to drink.

One thing I know for sure about this Earthquake is that it happened. Reporting live from Knoxville.

BREAKING: I am getting reports that the 3.5 magnitude earthquake that struck Knoxville has killed over 300 fire ants!

@RealJackHorner6 Holy shit! This is getting bad!

BREAKING: I am getting reports from my inside sources at the capital that this Earthquake has been UPGRADED to a 12.1 magnitude earthquake

A 9.5 magnitude earthquake just hit Knoxville in the heart of the city. Neyland Stadium is gone!

The death count in Knoxville from this earthquake is getting bad. Over 250 mosquitos found dead on site.

That earthquake just broke the bridge of I-40 in Knoxville. Scary!

I’m live from Knoxville. Hearing devastating reports that the Knoxville Earthquake has taken over 50 houses down.

Me and @RealJackHorner6 were just sitting here when all of a sudden the biggest earthquake in history took our house from us.

Donald Trump just shook the whole friggin city with that Earthquake of his.

I was just sitting and drinking a coffee when all of a sudden a friggin Earthquake hit me out of nowhere! What is going on here!

I’m fucking pissed about this Knoxville Earthquake. Are you kidding me??!!

That Knoxville Earthquake took my whole family. I am devastated.

That was not an Earthquake, that was me dropping a commodore.

You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season. God Bless.

The best Guinness is the first Guinness.

If you’re drinking tiny bomb at a bar you definitely have sack. But I also don’t like you.

@ATXHimmy Bert Auburn is inbred.

All these experts thinking “Will Howard” is gonna light up the #3 defense in the country because he has good weapons 🤣 Texas’s defense makes Michigan’s defense look like a peewee team

I’d kill to be a Lab on the 4th of July.