Jack Horner

Pollard up the middle!

@AD_DannyWhite Fix the basketball student section next.

VolNation, I owe so many of you an apology. The experience getting into Neyland yesterday was not acceptable. The expanded south concourse and gate 9 / Truly Plaza are intended to make ingress much better, and they will, but our plan was obviously not effective. It wasn’t for lack of effort, our staff and campus partners have been working hard on this all offseason. It is proven to be difficult to predict traffic flow with new gates given our tight footprint. That’s not an excuse, we missed the mark. That’s on me. I want you all to know that we are immediately looking at adjustments to our plan. Just as importantly, we will communicate with y’all this week about your best path into the stadium depending on your seat location. Thank you to those that have made me aware of the situation on this platform. I did see it myself at Gate 20. It gutted me to see our loyal fans so frustrated. I’m very sorry. We will fix it.

Charlie Kirk, 9/11, & the Vols losing at home.

Something happened here

A good Caesar salad has to have chopped red onions.

I hate Michael Fox

Show-offs who order fajitas not only want the the whole restaurant to know they ordered fajitas but they also want all their roommates to know when they light up the fridge with all their stinky leftovers

The lone intern eating in the dining hall

If a wedding band doesn’t play “All Night Long” then it’s like the wedding didn’t happen at all..

DONT NASHVILLE MY SMYRNA !

What’s an experience every man should experience at least once in their life?? An unprompted 100 foot cliff jump in front of some huzz..

Monsoon season in Knoxville

My reaction to the liberals who think this was a “bad earthquake”. I used to do two-a-days for football and brush my teeth with creek water!

@JetHamcheck Jet I have never seen an earthquake this bad

@RealJackHorner6 Holy shit! This is getting bad!

BREAKING: I am getting reports from my inside sources at the capital that this Earthquake has been UPGRADED to a 12.1 magnitude earthquake

@JillSixx @JetHamcheck Somewhere around Knoxville

@JetHamcheck Where exactly?

That earthquake just broke the bridge of I-40 in Knoxville. Scary!

BREAKING: I am getting reports that the 3.5 magnitude earthquake that struck Knoxville has killed over 300 fire ants!

This earthquake caused me to break through my condom.

A 3.5 magnitude earthquake just rocked Knoxville . We need FEMA! We need help immediately

HEY DONALD TRUMP! Fix this fucking earthquake problem in Knoxville Tennessee