Cesar A. Vallejo

"Miso soup" sounds like soup that's really excited to be soup.

7 dogs. 1 new spot on the roster. Who will become our first official Team Pet? Watch Purina TEAM PET | Episode 1 now on YouTube. Narrated by Lead MLS analyst, American soccer legend and STL-native @TaylorTwellman. Candidates trained by @CHAMP_Dogs. Brought to you by @Purina. #AllforCITY

@fried_grits I haven’t tweeted in years and wanted to write this to confirm you’re absolutely right

All of the US right now

Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet. Must be following me and @betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.

These guys crashed a confederate army reenactment, they even came dressed to play a role.

@Grubhub So the app seems to have crashed 10 minutes into this…

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@Mike_Anderson23 They shot Drake and left him in a wheelchair

In hindsight, Degrassi was wild.

Whenever a creative difference is described as "a matter of taste" there is an implicit accusation that someone involved has no taste

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I *personally* think The Weeknd sounds like a yodeling ghost.

how u gonna be called robinhood then shutdown when robin hood shit starts happening

can't wait to explain this week to my therapist

When your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People who do jobs that don’t require a college degree shouldn’t be paid a living wage” it kind of starts to seem like you just want to keep poor people poor.

@BennettDBennett Which you dog. How disappointing.

Nope.

Good morning 🌞 Lies are not “differences of opinion.” Have a great day!

WHEN IS ANY MAJOR, CREDIBLE NEWS OUTLET GOING TO MENTION GINNI THOMAS AND HER PART IN THIS CAPITOL RIOT? She is the wife of Clarence Thomas, SCOTUS. She paid for 70 busses to bring in the mob, and has had access to Trump to discuss loyalists/enemies.

Tuesday, this beast of a project I've been working on since the middle of last year goes live, and it might be my proudest work yet.

Republicans who say we can't impeach a president 10 days before an inauguration had no trouble confirming a Supreme Court justice 8 days before an election.

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.