Tony Kerridge
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Tony Kerridge@KerridgeTony
Kemi Badenough lying on @GMB again. "I was only calling to allow US to use our bases" she whines. So, what was all that guff about taking out the ARCHER not the arrows, Kemi? You 100% wanted UK forces to join US / Israel in striking Iran from Day 1. Smug, lying cow.
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Total bollocks. I’ve just ‘belittled’ (ie criticised) John Healey even more. Is he a woman too?
You’re obsessed with gender. In 2026 most of us don’t give a monkey’s. We let politicians have it when they’re out of their depth, whatever their gender.
Of course the Strait should be reopened on the same basis as pre-Trump’s War. But just calling for it won’t make it happen. It’s purely performative. Just like Starmer-Healey saying they’d crack down on Russia’s dark fleet.
Next.
Tony Kerridge@KerridgeTony
@afneil You are a nasty old misogynist, really, aren't you? Pretty much every world leader is calling for the Straits to be reopened, and here you are seeking to belittle a woman.
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@bjames280961 @afneil Not about the criticism.
It's about the patronising "pat the irrelevant woman on the arse and dismiss ger" way he did so.
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@KerridgeTony @afneil Aren't women allowed to be criticised, Tony lad? Is that where you are?
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Which nation is creating the most chaos worldwide?
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@colone1flanders @afneil Colonel Blimp calls me a wanker.
Right.
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@KerridgeTony @afneil What the fuck did his post have to do with your claim?
You're a complete wanker pal.
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BREAKING NEWS from Tehran. ‘We comply. Whatever she says. Consider it done.’
PS Is HMS Dragon feeling better?
BBC Politics@BBCPolitics
Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper calls for Strait of Hormuz to be fully reopened bbc.in/4cfesyj
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@ChomboSoup @afneil Oh dear.
Did you get a little stiffy calling him Keith.
YOU get off the internet, you anonymous little fucker.
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@KerridgeTony @afneil In the same thread that Keith is getting spanked does that mean everyone in here are misandrists?
Get off the internet. Delete everything.
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@VeryBrexitProbs @Danecek3000 This brilliance gets you a follow 👏👏
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The Reform Guide to Patriotism
Step 1:
Complain Britain is a “third world shithole” while living in the world’s 6th largest economy with free healthcare, free education, clean water and a functioning democracy.
Step 2:
Worship billionaires who don’t pay tax in Britain then blame immigrants on minimum wage for ruining the economy and your life. Bonus points if your hero is a crypto bro, a convicted fraudster or an American tech mogul who would never set foot within a thousand miles of your town.
Step 3:
Hate London with every fibre of your being despite not having visited since a school trip to the National History Museum. Call it a “foreign city” and deny it’s one of the world’s great capitals, the global centre of finance, culture, theatre, music and sport that generates a quarter of the UK’s entire GDP and quietly pays for your roads, your hospitals and your benefits. Disown it because you saw a TikTok.
Step 4:
Share hideously designed memes over and over again. Ideally featuring AI generated angry crowds with mashed up faces carrying upside down flags. Or barrel chested bulldogs.
Step 5:
Cheer every piece of bad news about your own country like you’ve won the lottery. Crime stats, NHS queues, potholes, you love it all. If it’s not true share it anyway. If something goes well pretend it didn’t happen. The only time you’re proud to be British is when you’re telling everyone how awful it is.
Step 6:
Discover Christianity despite not setting foot in a church since your mate’s wedding in 2014. Post about “defending Christian values” then spend the rest of the day calling strangers c*nts online.
Step 7:
Shout “Britain is broken” every single day while devouring GB News and trashing the BBC. Get your worldview from a channel owned by a foreign hedge fund or tax-dodging non-dom aristocrats.
Step 8:
Import American MAGA culture war talking points from people who couldn’t find Britain on a map and still insult your military, your cities and your food. Then call everyone else a traitor.
Step 9:
Obsess about boats in the Channel, the EU and the state of the entire developing world despite having practically zero personal experience of any of them.
Step 10:
Vote Reform, a party with no policies that benefit you or survive contact with a calculator. Then wonder why nothing changes.
Bonus:
Change your profile pic to a lion with a Union Jack painted on its face or a historically inaccurate crusader, misspell sovereignty in your bio and tell a stranger on the internet to “wake up” at least three times before lunch.
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@tx_buyer @BohuslavskaKate Your brain is in your beard mate. Wispy, grey and unmanageable.
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@BohuslavskaKate the aggressors were the ukrainians. engineered by the biden regime.
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Vance: “What I would say to both Russians and Ukrainians is we're talking about haggling over a few square kilometers of territory. Is that worth losing hundreds of thousands of additional russian and Ukrainian young men?"
Vance is once again failing to distinguish between the aggressor and the victim, attempting to convince you that it is acceptable to pressure the victim into complying with the aggressor’s demands.
He fails to recognize that he is not only urging Ukraine to surrender territories, but also the people who live there, our homes, and our most fortified defense lines dooming us for future attacks, because this war is not at all about territory, but about Ukraine existence as a state.
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@LuckyHeronSay @Keir_Starmer No. What absolute rot.
Were you in a coma between 2010 - 2024?
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Is @Keir_Starmer the worst Prime Minister Britain has ever had?
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@JAHeale One needs to ask a simple question - what's in it for this billionaire to have a Reform Government?
🤔
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Quite the coup for Reform: Britain’s youngest self-made billionaire is moving back here to bankroll the party
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@HAAZOO2YOU @StephenKing This makes a change.
It's usually you c*nts telling the UK abject nonsense such as how London has fallen to Islam and we have Sharia courts etc etc - most often arseholes who don't even have a passport.
Would that be you by any chance?
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Who started this mess, you idiot?
Department of State@StateDept
SECRETARY RUBIO: The whole world has been impacted unfortunately because Iran is violating every law known by striking commercial vessels in the Straits of Hormuz. Iran is a regime that doesn’t believe in laws, rules, or anything like that. It’s a state sponsor of terrorism.
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@HAAZOO2YOU @StephenKing Iran has been and remains in no position the carry through on that threat. Its empty rhetoric and hurty words with no heft or real power.
USA and Israel have the means to do what they say, which is deeply disturbing on so many levels.
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@StephenKing Do these pricks think the world is stupid?
We all know who created this mess and who has been violating every law known.
Iran is a disgusting regime, but right now USA and Israel are twin degenerates on the world stage.
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@ImBreckWorsham Pray for America?
Damn America to hell, more like.
You idiots allowed this.
It sounds like people like you did it for 'kicks and shits'.
Shame on you.
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I will admit it.
I LOVED Trump unhinged when he was on the campaign trail. He was outspoken, politically incorrect and fearless in his brutality. And I loved it. In the wake of so much political correctness, it was refreshing to see a man who didn't care what people thought.
He was a breath of fresh air.
He wasn't a politician and that's what I loved about him.
The problem is, our chickens have come home to roots.
We said, "let Trump be Trump."
Now here we are. On the brink of nuclear war.
Pray for America.
We did this to ourselves. And to the world.
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@mehdirhasan He also suggests holy wars are ok, which is definitely not good.
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Ok this is actually pretty good - not just because he is pushing back against the rightwing mockery of Islam but, for the first time, Tucker is breaking with Trump, directly criticizing him. That’s bold, given his base.
The Muslim Mum@TheMumMuslim
Tucker Carlson goes off on Donald Trump for mocking Islam!
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@DisruptivePoltx @Solly01 That would be commies, not lefties.
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@Solly01 Lefties also brought misery, murder & repression
- Hoxha’s tyrannical regime in Albania
- Pol Pot’s mass exterminations in Cambodia
- Mao’s hundreds of millions of deaths
- Corruption and brutality in Cuba & Romania
- Stasi secret police in E Germany
- Rancid USSR imperialism
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