Sebastián

@veizau “AKM”

Valorant streamer doubles down after going viral for pulling an AK-47 from under her desk, proving it’s real after viewers claimed it was a replica “This is the AK, it’s real. I’ve never used it, it’s never been loaded, you can even hear the metal.”

@YuhiAmatsume The excuse is always “think of the children”, but they clearly never think to do things properly before any sort of implementation and then they just force it on everyone

Are we still convinced that Veriying Age on the Internet providing our IDs and FaceScan is a bright Idea with Companies and Governments being on the Security Standard of Windows XP before the W32:Blaster Virus if we have a lucky Day? Jesus fucking Christ.

@V3xieByte I’d be willing to, no promise on wether I can stay awake tho 👉🏻👈🏻

I just realized I have no one to watch marvel shows/movies with before bed anymore. I wanted to finish daredevil before I start born again but it's not the same now. Any takers?

@atakaindustries Never fired the cartridge but I’ve always wanted one!

Makarov Monday Giveaway! As a small token of appreciation to you, our beloved customers, we are giving away 3 makarovs for free. All you have to do to enter is like, retweet (or QT), and reply to this post. Must be 21 and legally able to own a firearm to win. US only etc

Wizard fight 2

@kingpminch Chandelure

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

@V3xieByte I don’t have one…but we’ll figure that part out 😭

my hands are cold can i warm them up in your bra?

@V3xieByte “The Nexus: Worlds Collide” Rated PG-13

@Knightmare6907 Lines are blurring worlds are colliding

I'm in a family group chat, and they asked where I streamed, and I panicked and told them. Then they asked what my username was and mentioned my old name wondering if it was still that account. I panicked even more and told them this name, and now they know I'm a vtuber

@Rebels_Raiders Everyone in the comments took this seriously and didn’t notice the joke 💀

🚨 BREAKING: U.S. Army Quietly Walks Back XM7 Rifle After aggressive field feedback, the XM7 platform has undergone major revisions: — Weight reduction across components — Simplified gas system for imp. reliability — Side charging handle eliminated — Simplified handguard for durability — Caliber change for logistical ease “This rifle is now truly lighter, simpler, and accomplishes everything the XM7 did at a fraction of the cost allowing our warfighters to focus on the mission,” explained Two-Star General Bobby Bouche. GØÄT NEWs NETWORK reached out to Sig Sauer, the maker of the XM7, but has received no response.

@V3xieByte The thigh gap is diabolical…

No one can pinch me cause I'm always in green

“Toxic casuals” in the gaming community who not only reject, but advocate for the removal of skill gaps in games have done more damage to gaming than any “try hard” ever has. Gaming casually is perfectly fine, but losing to those who take the time to learn, embrace, and master the mechanics of a game should be expected and accepted if you do play more casually.

Gyaru Frieren

@thatdogbow @NinonVt Bro so goated he made Frieren even better

@GunloverClub1 AKM not “AK47”

This modernized AK47 is shooting flat.

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