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@xinwendiaocha Nice restraint! Fxck that bitch!

深圳购物中心的保安被中国女性反复殴打。 忍无可忍的保安一拳将她击倒

@culturaliteral1 That does look cool, but only if you have friends playing with you. 😉

Imagina tener 75 años y pasar los fines de semana conduciendo pequeños trenes por tu jardín junto a tus amigos jubilados. Suena a una vida bien aprovechada.

@EZorreras All the cops: Weeeeeell weeeeeell what've we got here now? You've gotta be shitting me!

Cuando tengas un mal día, acuérdate de Paco.

@gofishh77 Talk about being judgemental... Maybe she enjoys getting out of the house. Seeing people living their lives. Being one of society, and a productive member at that. She's no beggar. She doesn't need hand outs. This is wierd...😳

Here is a feel good story for you on this Sunday morning. This elderly woman works at a theater. People saw her and started a go fund me to help her get to retirement. It is up to $18k.

@CinematicEye_ No homeless people hanging out!!! In the US skateparks are flooded with lowlife scum. You don't want to go there. 😅

Only China can achieve this 🔥

@bradwphoto That's pretty dope... What timing. 🤙

I hope I didn’t use up all my good luck today on the very first stop… Another 10 seconds and that would’ve been a gigantic miss …

@wesbury CTE? Please... In the end, the dude was just one of us. A normal guy...

This is so sad. It makes me think…public adoration is not the pinnacle of anyone’s life. He had demons…we all do…And I doubt he was searching for public adoration. But he had it. It didn’t matter in the end. RIP. Lesson: more followers doesn’t make your life better.

@_FORAB The grass is always greener on the other side. Assuming he is making a living on his own, he's got it made!!! What's he crying about?! He's just lonely, and that's normal, even with a partner... We all have to wake up in the morning, grind, run errands, deal with BS, etc.

拥有百万订阅量，今年 36 岁，但没有女朋友，并一直独居的 Youtube 博主，说他感觉自己出了问题。 他说他每天晚上 1 、2 点才睡觉，休息日选择洗车、修草坪、喂鸟，也不知道该干什么，感觉这情况越来越糟糕了，快崩溃了。

@Brink_Thinker Landed it, and even recovered... Amazing skill! 😂 That was hot!

Childhood memories unlocked 😁

@copy_paste23 Everything we eat looks disgusting at one point. Lobsters are very very good, but they're expensive. Prepared and cooked right, they are a delicacy. Grow up and stop eating frozen foods.

I wonder why people eat lobster 🤔🤔 That is disgusting 🤢 man

@bayrakmedya No freedom or independence in his childhood that's for sure. All about the common good. But I think the point is that he was a happy kid who loved his dad. Lucky guy.

📢 Vladimir Putin: ▪️ Babamı bir gün bile sarhoş görmedim. Hayatım boyunca böyle bir şeye asla şahit olmadım. Annemden bahsetmiyorum bile, o zaten bambaşkaydı... ▪️ Ondan hiçbir zaman tek bir çirkin ya da kırıcı söz işitmedim. Bakın, burada yine sadece babamı anlatıyorum, annemin nezaketine daha sıra bile gelmedi. ▪️ Büyük sorumluluklar, her zaman en küçük detaylarda kendini gösterir. Babamın o loş apartman merdivenindeki hâli hâlâ gözlerimin önündedir. Ortak paylaşımlı mütevazı bir dairede yaşıyorduk ve elektrik sayacı sahanlıktaydı. ▪️ Faturalarını ödemek için o sayaç başında nasıl titizlikle uğraştığını, devletine borçlu kalmamak için kuruşu kuruşuna nasıl deftere not ettiğini çok iyi hatırlıyorum. Hayatında hiçbir şeyi ertelemez, her işini tam zamanında yapardı. ▪️ Babam, her sabah istisnasız saat tam 06.00'da, radyoda Sovyetler Birliği marşı çalmaya başladığı an kapıyı çeker ve gururla işinin yolunu tutardı. ▪️ İşte ben; böyle vakur bir babanın yetiştirdiği evladım.

@isda1979 At a loss for words.

Once upon a time, my little family was made up of 5...alive. I was 36 when this pic was taken, a week before my 10th wedding anniversary. All of my kids died before my 10th anniversary. Today I am 47& I am the only one left alive in this photo.

@HistorianUSA1 Not the kind of job where anybody lasts. They rotate often no?

A doorbell camera captures two Soldiers—one a battle-hardened Sergeant Major, the other an officer—standing at a family’s door in full dress uniform. They wait with quiet dignity, heads up, eyes steady. The weight of what they’re there to do is written on their faces. They’re not delivering good news. As we approach Memorial Day, it’s easy to post flags and barbecues. But this is the real cost. Since our nation’s founding, as many as 1.4 million American service members have made the ultimate sacrifice—fathers, mothers, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters—who never came home. Every Gold Star family knows that knock. Every folded flag, every name on a wall, every empty seat at the table carries a story of love, duty, and unbearable loss. Tonight I’m praying for every family who’s ever answered that door. For every name we must never forget. And for the brave men and women in uniform who still carry the hardest mission of all: telling a family their hero is gone. We owe them everything. Freedom isn’t free. It’s given by the blood of patriotic heroes.

@rfkenmore Why are you so bothered by what other people wear? WTF? 😂He looks fine to me... 😳

I’m not saying you ought to wear bespoke tailoring, but dressing like this at 50 is so crazy to me

@F0ODHub Don't be silly. Even if it were all a bit old, it'd still sell easily for $60.

Be honest… is this worth $60?

@LangmanVince This is North Korean propaganda. They wouldn't allow all of the lights to be on.

A downtown city in North Korea. What do you notice 🤔

@5xyxh Stop posting lies.😡

川普访华团队已安全回到美国了。这次访华，川普团队所用的餐具和食物都是自带，甚至连饮用水都是由美国空运，川普从未沾过中方的食物，习所赠送的国礼都被美方禁止拿上飞机，并在机场当着中方人员的面丢到垃圾桶里。这一切都是防习害的产物。可见，美国对习治下的中国已毫无信任感可言。

@FahadJackman Apparently she's got brains... 🧐

🚨🚨🚨 جانب من وصول جورج كلوني (65 عام) وزوجته أمل علم الدين (48 عام) على السجادة الحمراء في مهرجان فينيسيا السينمائي .. 📍 في أكثر من مرة تحدث جورج كلوني عن فارق العمر بينه وبين زوجته (17 سنة) حيث قال إنه في البداية لم يكن يفكر كثيرًا في موضوع العمر ، لأن العلاقة جاءت بشكل طبيعي وسريع. وأشار مازحًا إلى أن الناس هم من يركزون على فارق العمر أكثر منهم كزوجين. وأكد في مقابلات أن ما يجمعهما أقوى من موضوع العمر ، لأن شخصيتهما وطموحهما متقاربين جدًا. وقال أيضًا إنه يشعر بأنه محظوظ جدًا لأنه تزوج انسانة ذكية وناجحة مثل أمل ، وليس مجرد موضوع عمر.

@xinwendiaocha This is cool as shit! Credit to Elon for recognizing and capturing the moment. This was a monumental occasion and it appears both sides stepped up!

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@alexchristy17 Back when he was on NBC after Carson... Those were the dope shows. Dave was at his best at that time. Everything else, he's sorta mainstream too much, or at least the production was.

David Letterman tells Stephen Colbert, "I will say, and I have every right to be pissed off so I will be pissed off a little bit—because this theater, you folks wouldn’t be in this theater if it weren't for me and Stephen wouldn't be here if it weren't for me and we rebuilt this theater and then Stephen came and I look at this—it's like the Bellagio, but listen, what is wrong here?" and then says "As we all understand you can take a man's show but you can't take a man's voice, so that's the good news." (1/2)