Linda 🇳🇱 🇫🇷 🇪🇺

@HalfwayPost Ok, he isn't immortal.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly telling staffers that he'll never leave the White House, and he'll have to be dragged out from the underground bunker he's building beneath the ballroom "like Saddam Hussein."

@primetateHQ Good. Let this horrible human being suffer, but in silence please.

Andrew Tate speaks out on the reality of his life: “My whole f*cking life is suffering.” “I suffer for everybody around me all day, every day and they don’t even notice because I don’t complain about it.”

@RpsAgainstTrump There are pictures, screenshots whatever.

In a few years, people will pretend they never supported Trump. It’s already happening.

@ValerieMeijers Heeft inderdaad wel wat. Ik ben ook ontvoerd door een knappe kerel. Zit hier nu alleen 😆😆😆

@Linnao Alleen kan ook, maar ik hou van het dramatische scenario.

Nee, ik wacht nog steeds op een knappe vent die me ontvoert naar Zuid-Europa. Zien jullie jezelf oud worden in Nederland? 😏 #MindresetQA

@mtracey American Christianism is so weird.

Pete Hegseth, at today's Christian Prayer & Worship Service at the Pentagon, prays for Almighty God to "pour out your wrath" and "break the teeth of the ungodly." He begs the Almighty to sanction "overwhelming violence" against "those who deserve no mercy"

**snigger**

@PaulSchleifer This is one of the best I’ve seen

@PaulSchleifer 😂😂😂😂

@SarahVaci 😂

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?” “I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

@ML3democrats "I just grab them by the pussy", Epsteins best friend, convicted, ... it "just" shows Americans dont give a F about other people, such as women and children

As a European, I really don't understand how America chose the best friend of Jeffrey Epstein twice. I really don’t.

@SpeakerJohnson I haven't got a clue who Franklin Graham is, but if Trump would go to heaven, that wouldbe ultimate proof heaven doesn't exist.

On this Palm Sunday, President Trump shared his letter from Franklin Graham explaining the only path to Heaven is through Jesus, our Savior.

@PraxisForge @mrmikeMTL I think you might be correct.

@mrmikeMTL Society started getting substantially worse when we all got personal communication devices known as smartphones. It makes life easier, even doing the unsavory things.

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse???

@Microinteracti1 I guess the Nobel prize is one of the few things money can't buy. He can't stand it. Such a baby.

Trump Texts Norwegian Prime Minister To Clarify He Does Not Want Nobel Prize, Fourth Time This Week “Just so we’re clear,” reads text sent at 2:47 AM WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reached out to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre early Tuesday morning to reiterate, for the fourth time this week, that he has absolutely no interest in receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, a prize he does not want, has never wanted, and cannot stop talking about. “I can’t think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me,” the President said Monday, adding immediately that he did not want to brag. He then bragged. “Nobody else settled wars,” he continued, which is technically a sentence. The prize in question was awarded in 2009 to Barack Obama, a man who speaks in complete sentences, reads at a pace exceeding one word at a time, and has never suggested injecting bleach, light, or veterinary medicine into the human body. Obama assembled an administration of people who had read books, could locate countries on a map, and understood in broad terms how the world functions. He did not brag. He used long words correctly. He could spell them. Oslo gave him the prize essentially for existing in a composed and literate manner, which, in fairness, the committee found refreshing. World leaders this week declined to comment on the Nobel situation, as they were busy processing other things. French President Emmanuel Macron, asked about Trump’s remarks at a press conference in Paris, paused for what witnesses described as “quite a long time” before responding. “If I stood at a podium and said I deserved the Nobel Prize more than anyone in history, they would not applaud,” Macron said carefully. “They would make a phone call. To doctors. With a particular kind of vehicle.” German Chancellor Friedrich Merz was more direct. “In Germany we have a word for a man who believes he alone has saved the world and requires this to be acknowledged daily,” he told reporters in Berlin, “but we have agreed as a nation not to use it anymore.” British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, maintaining the expression of a man who has given up being surprised, noted only that the United Kingdom has “a robust tradition of understatement” and that he found the current American communication style “quite different from that.” Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said nothing but was photographed staring at a wall for eleven minutes. Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida issued a formal statement expressing confidence in the strength of the alliance, which diplomats confirmed was the politest possible way of saying nothing at all. What struck observers across capitals was not the Nobel Prize itself, but the American public’s apparent comfort with the situation. Polls show 47 percent of U.S. voters find the President’s behavior completely normal, a figure European officials have taken to reading aloud to each other at dinners for the sustained entertainment value. Trump has been president twice. He has settled wars. He does not drink. What he has done with disinfectants and UV light is a matter of public record and active medical curiosity. Does he want the prize? No. “I don’t want to be bragging,” he said, at a press conference, in front of cameras, into a microphone. He then bragged. Støre’s office confirmed receipt of the texts but declined to comment, noting only that the Prime Minister had read them. At press time, the President had settled a ninth war, which he described as “not for the prize or anything.” Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@commons96055467 Protest in strategic places that hurt economically. Ports are first thing that come to mind. Or golfcourses maybe?

The US is literally disintegrating in front of my eyes, and I don’t know what to do. My European friends, any advice?

@jpou91 @JulienHoez @clashreport I have the feeling that at least half of all the "5% of your GDP"-yellers don't know what GDP is, let alone 5%. With your "we".

@JulienHoez @clashreport Or better yet, just let you all pay for your own defense, bahahaha. I say if you want our protection, we should start charging you 5% of your GDP. Or maybe 10%, out of spite.

Trump is considering withdrawing US troops from Germany, a move he has been weighing since returning to office. Source: The Telegraph

@joshwarr06 @JulienHoez We no longer want Trumps arms of distrAction on our soil.

@JulienHoez The United States having bases in Europe really isn’t up to Europe… 😂

Great, leave your European bases, cripple your force projection, and prove the French right while fuelling a European army that stops spending billions on American weaponry and equipment. Bahahahahahaha

@joshwarr06 @cryptothyroid @JulienHoez What are you? Russian-Korean?

@cryptothyroid @JulienHoez I’m not crying, I voted for this 😂… it’s what I wanted.

@Maga_Trigger I do support Zelensky, I don't support the war in Ukraine, why on earth would I support a war? Stupid question 😬

Do you still Supprt President Zelenskyy and the war in Ukraine? Yes or No?

@PaulQB @HangBlaa Which is why this whole "ally-thing" is taking a new turn.

@Linnao @HangBlaa Unfortunately, most Americans couldn't care less what the rest of the world says about us.

The President of the USA is stark, raving mad, and nobody is saying anything about it.