Lachlan Bender

@Herbatron23 @willowilliams96

@DanielGarb @willowilliams96 25 yr old = avg low =increase in recent score = potential = deserves a spot 30 yr old = avg low = can’t improve = no good Playing for the country, you’re no exactly selling your point here

@willowilliams96 No, you goose. If a player has a lower average under 25 then there’s a fair chance they’re being picked on potential. Which is fine. That’s the relevance. Inglis is over 30 - which is fine too, plenty have flourished from that age. But it ties into the average point.

I've got nothing against the selection. I think Josh Inglis can do well and really hope he does but it's quite something that you can average 35 in first class cricket these days and make the middle order of the Australian Test team. #TheAshes

@SDariva12 @IncrediblyBozza Hahahaha

@IncrediblyBozza Haha who cares bro

Nick Daicos appeared resigned to the fact that his coveted number 35 guernsey may not be available to him, ceding seniority to likely teammate, Brownlow medallist Patrick Dangerfield. "'Danger' obviously gets first dibs, so I might have to work out if I'm number three or number five. I think Danger deserves it," he said. Why does danger deserve it? lol stuff him ha 😂 - Nick Daicos on being selected in the State of Origin Victoria team #GoPies #AFL #StateofOrigin

@willowilliams96 @spissy_c It’s all fair

@spissy_c @Lockiebender you’ll enjoy this

The coolest thing about the Suns having two of the best 5 kids in the draft isn’t the academy access itself, it’s that the access meant they could just toss in two top 10 picks for petracca and not have it impact getting the kids.

@willowilliams96 Someone get this man a following 😂😂

The Sam “Constance” Konstas detractor starter pack. I keep receipts #konstas #schoolofhardknocks

@Xrphawk589 @willowilliams96 @HawkTalkPod This “Willo” guy said North would win a flag by 2025 just 2 years ago… I’m not short sighted, I’ve never said I don’t want to trade him, just that pick barely changed anything. With our NGAs this year our draft plans don’t really move with 9, and next year could be pick 20

@willowilliams96 @Lockiebender @HawkTalkPod No point explaining flow on effects and alternatives to short sited people mate. The right business move is to move him on and put faith in those that want to be there. If Essendon don’t do this they’ll continue to be the rabble they have been for 2 decades

But that's the Essendon hive mind for you. It's all over X; they're celebrating all this as Essendon winning, and Hawthorn losing. Not sure how Hawthorn is worse off than Essendon out of this? We're worse off for Worpel leaving, but that's nothing to do with EFC

@willowilliams96 @HawkTalkPod 🙂

@Lockiebender @HawkTalkPod Vs not having him on your list in 2-3 years when he leaves as a free agent or retires in 6 years time when you are still languishing mid table?? Not to mention the burden of next years speculation/ locker room tension. Crazy thinking

@willowilliams96 @HawkTalkPod If he’s traded for pick 9, next years pick (likely late) and a player like Hustwaite that’s a loss for Essendon

@HawkTalkPod It’s a win win for both if he is traded and a lose lose for both is he’s not.

@HawkTalkPod Oh boy, this guy is notorious for having someone the worst football takes ever, rumour is there’s even a spreadsheet kept of his horrendous takes. If you’re siding with him, that’s worry

That's what I reckon too 🤷‍♂️

@SDariva12 @RalphyHeraldSun Get this man a following 😂😂

@RalphyHeraldSun Wow. That is fever pitch

The De Goey to St Kilda rumours have reached fever pitch but he's committed to the Pies and clubs haven't approached his camp. He's only 29 so has plenty of good footy left at the Pies. Be a huge surprise if anything happened 👇heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/trad…

@SDariva12 @traderadio Give this man a following 😭😭😭

Day one of trade period and suddenly no one is available @traderadio

@willowilliams96 @ChrisFitzMelb Honestly cant figure out if this is real or not

@ChrisFitzMelb @Lockiebender

I’ve seen some bad AFL takes in my time but this is a doozy.

@willowilliams96 Exactly! Kellaway deserves his credit

Seeking a few apologies from cricket brainwaves on twitter tonight. Never doubt the king. He’s generational and he opens in the first test of the ashes 👑

@willowilliams96 @mariana057 Cleanse my timeline

@mariana057 @Lockiebender

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

@willowilliams96 @elonmusk Never

@elonmusk @Lockiebender

Yes

@tommorris32 @stkildafc @willowilliams96 your man bassat having no clue

In a bid to sell the @stkildafc dream to Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera, president Andrew Bassat organised a dinner at his Brighton mansion with multiple wealthy backers & key staff earlier this year. Well intentioned as it was, the ploy didn’t land with NWM or his family.👇 @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb @wwos

@willowilliams96 @LinkedInLunat1c This can’t be a real thing can it

@LinkedInLunat1c @Lockiebender

@willowilliams96 @ellieq If you can’t hand the heat you’re in the wrong seat!

@ellieq @Lockiebender what have curries taught you about b2b sales?

@willowilliams96 @elonmusk Whaaat hahahahaha

@elonmusk @Lockiebender hahahahhaha

@willowilliams96 Has AI gone too far?

Voss head on pike now. Call Mick Gatto, bring back Alfonse from the dead. We march on Ikon at 7 tomorrow morning. #carlton #voss