Herbatron

@AFL Can we have a priority pick now? @AFL

Tiger time 🐯 #AFLDeadly | #AFLTigersDons

@essendonfc Harry Van Hattum is the AFL Victor Wembanyama, we'll be fine #DONtheTANK

FT.

And you just KNOW Brad Scott will use these injuries as an excuse to cover up his footy crimes for the remainder of the season

@essendonfc can we get about 10 golden tracksuits for Charlie to wear on Friday night and sell them off to the highest bidder?

Godspeed Brayden, another soul taken by the Essendon TBC void

Brad Scott as a head coach is like a chimp with a machine gun

Holy shit they did my boy dirty here 😂😂😂 #AFLDonsLions

Is Brad Scott genuinely okay? I mean think about it, just this season he: Blamed Nate Caddy for demoralising the team Said we're all gonna die someday Said 'the hard work is done' in relation to our rebuild Created a viral reaction gif Dropped Tsatas for little to no reason

Andy McGrath... Ben McKay...

@essendonfc It was a good couple of weeks lads 🫡

Full-time on Anzac Day.

Round 5, 2026...#gravity youtu.be/l00kH-eVEzI

Look to my coming... Later tonight...

@essendonfc THE DROUGHT IS BROKEN!!! Holy shit 😭😭😭

Yep.

Watching the boys break the drought in the red shorts 😍😍😍 #AFLDonsDees

@essendonfc Could it be?

Yes.

Round 3, 2026 | LET'S GO CRAZY!!! youtu.be/hcIpB4SqJG8

@rhettrospective *Nearer My God To Thee plays*

Watching poor Brad Scott in this match. His facial expression is how Frederick Fleet looked when he spotted the iceberg from the Titanic's crows nest.

"Right, and who is this "Jade Gresham" is he in the room with us now?"

"Then we got a free kick and Jade Gresham had to kick the ball 10 metres back to the player who got the free kick and he shanked it and missed the target by 10 metres" #AFLDonsNorth

@heydanggggg @essendonfc The social media intern has had an unfortunate accident and cannot post the final score

@Herbatron23 @essendonfc The social media person has even given up on us 😭 first the players and now this, pls end it all 😭

@essendonfc haven't posted the final score, did we win or not?