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Dog shit #nufc

Fucking sick of Nick Pope

Manchester United are the Bonnie Blue of the Premier League. Literally fucked by everyone 🤣🤣🤣

The £ has lost 46% of its value since 2006 meaning £100k today has the same purchasing power as £54k in 2006 🤣🤣🤣 we have been absolutely screwed as a generation

@grok Oh right lovely 😂

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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

@rshereme @sivado9

Seven facts about Operation “Spiderweb” — a Ukrainian strike that will go down in history as one of the most successful special operations ever conducted. 1. Ukrainian special forces spent 1.5 years preparing and planning the attack. 1/n

Seeing this video recirculating after last night’s result is just funny. It’s just one of the many things Rio Ferdinand has said about #NUFC, that show him to be so misinformed about football clubs outside his own.

@txffy838 @DeadlineDayLive I mean come on 😂 and also it’s two season

@DeadlineDayLive Who would splash half their summer budget on one good season?

🚨 Arsenal are no longer interested in signing Newcastle striker Alexander Isak. 👀 (Source: Chronicle)

Newcastle fans nearly blew the roof off Wembley at full-time!

YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

Our time. #wedontdoquiet

@DaveAtherton20 @BillGates @stephdaviis

🚨@ArlaFoodsUK is using a chemical called Bovaer to feed to cows which reduces methane to combat "climate change". Their milk is used in Lurpak butter & Cravendale milk. It is championed by @BillGates. The active ingredient is 3-nitrooxypropanol (3-NOP). This is what the Food Standards Agency @foodgov have to say about it. "At the 200 mg dose, effects identified included decreased ovary size". In rats it was first thought to be carcinogenic, but have changed their minds. "The AFFAJEG concluded that at the higher dose levels (300 mg/kg/day in females), the additive has the potential to cause mesenchymal cell hyperplasia and benign tumours." "the additive should be considered corrosive to the eyes, a skin irritant and potentially harmful by inhalation." Bill Gates told us the Covid vaccine was safe. I do not want to drink milk with Bovaer in it. It is sold at @Morrisons, @Tesco & @AldiUK. I want it clearly labelled. I will be boycotting your milk in the meantime. food.gov.uk/research/outco…

@fun88eng Burn 2-1 to the toon

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle Utd host Arsenal this afternoon 🤷‍♂️ One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season 🤝⚫️⚪️ #NEWARS | #NUFC | #AFC

Finding myself on Facebook market place looking at old sheds in that first half 😂😂😂

Oh my ❤️❤️❤️

@DeadlineDayLive Got to be a man United player….. fuck me he needs something to cheer him up!

🚨 A Premier League footballer, who has represented his country at U21 level, has been diagnosed with laughing gas addiction. He was treated by paramedics after he was found surrounded by canisters at his city-centre flat. The player’s club are aware of the incident. (Source: @MikeKeegan_DM)

@wolsned Oh okay 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂😂😂

Not a single white person, none speaking English. Please feel free to call me racist, but this would never have been seen in Plymouth just 5 years ago, mass immigration was something that happened up-country. Well... The speed of cultural and demographic change in Plymouth has been mind boggling... Breathtaking.

@Conorjames46 @Am_Blujay Oh fuck me yeah!!!

@Am_Blujay @LummerDan this is who you need

First time seeing a sniper for rats

West Ham fans to #NUFC fans after 75 minutes “sit down if you’re 3-1 down” #NUFC fans to West Ham fans after 91 minutes “stand up if you’re 4-3 up”. Poetry.