Ero

@sailaunderscore He was a lonely werewolf billionare in a big city. He swiveled around in his gaming chair trust fund billionairely. “Can i give you a permanent STD?” he growled werewolfishly. “Yes.” You said feministly. It was empowering that he wanted you, the weird art girl. You were special

@powcampsurvivor I know someones a retard when i hear them say this

straight women be like my ex cheated on me with several women because he is secretly gay

@photon010 Useless non airfryable speck of dust

me and my chud son

@lonliestcowgrls Puerto Rican ass nicknames

why is every egirl bitch named lili lulu riri ruru nini nunu lala nana fifi kiki mimi

@FoxfordComics @Babygravy9 Emphasis on “faggot face”

Ulysses S. Grant would shoot you right in your faggot face if he wasn't too piss-drunk to see straight

@pemisssss LMAOOOOOOO

female to male transsexuals be pissing standing up through a piss funnel poking out of their boxers to simulate male penis pissing and be like “this is the real me… it’s who I am.. just one of the fellas”

Every time a girl gives me her insta i look her up and block her and tell her i dont have one

@dylmichaelc So

deadbeat dads love this quote

@FlVESTARCREST From doing what all day?

really tired

The only reason she hasnt fixed her nipple is because she enjoys being shirtless too much

Most of u bitches literally cannot do anything without posting it first😭😭😭

@wanted4mogging This is starting to expwain alot

you tell girls with hip dips to “work on their personality” and they literally CAN’T. they lack the natural fertility hormones that drive a woman to act nurturing and feminine, meanwhile girls with round hips are so sweet and kindhearted. literally just worse in every way 😭

@thedimitri So sorry this happened to you. She was lying to you and didnt even care.

I was pretty sure I'd found the perfect girl. She's young, brilliant, gorgeous, low body count, outgoing, a woman of God. I know my friends and family will love her. We've gone on a couple dates and everything has been going swimmingly. Until last night. We decided on a gym date since she's really into fitness. She looked incredible, her hair pulled back in anticipation of a sweaty workout. Her quarter zip perfectly framed her bosom. My ocular pat down drifted south, past her tiny waist, until I reached her yoga pants. And that's when I saw them... hip dips... this girl is a damn hiplet. In that moment, despair washed over me. I felt shame too. Am I really this shallow? Can I not appreciate everything else she brings to the table? I already knew the answer. I went through the motions and finished the workout, but she could tell something had changed. It wouldn't surprise me if she knew exactly what was wrong. I'm sure she felt guilty too, having never brought it up before. I'd like to think I'd take her on another date. But I know what I am. Back to the drawing board.

@blacksfearme Respecting your elders

telling a 24 year old she looks great for her age

5 WORD HORROR STORY: “Your mother was a Slumpbuster”

@Ben10Bandz Ben Tennyson never said this.

Must grown shit I ever told a bitch and it worked was “Girl we both adults ion care, pull that pad to the side. We can put it back later” 😩

Frumplemintz

@rotnbrain Pants were too tight

did we ever get an answer on why his pants were off for a haircut next to a dude

@L1LPEACH Spoken like a true hiplet

men complain about their troubles with women but then try to piss off random women online when they're bored. make it make sense

Slump Buster is the new Frumpy