Dogfucker

eating her out and she sneezes and shoots a kidney stone down my windpipe killing me instantly

@HowlingBenoit marinate her in piss

@rotnbrain How will you preparing her for consumption

I have slain my fat bitch wife by baiting her into a tree snare trap with a pile of shaq gummies

Human flesh burger 🍔 with skin tags sprinkled on top 😋

If her pussy don’t smell like rancid meat and squirt grease at your face when you touch it, you’re getting robbed.

@prtraps damn rip

@slothy_420 Holy shit

@rotnbrain it’s just one thing after another bro

who up wheezing like it's bad it's actually really bad i might be dying

@rotnbrain Thanks dogfucker. This one should have one dogfuckillion likes

@yballsackboobs Bad brain n too many drafts

@rotnbrain where tf do you pull these tweets from

her pussy was so dry it started tweeting about climate change

my cum so chunky it qualifies as a meal replacement shake

@HowlingBeagle0 @howlingbeagleO holyshit more dogs

please report @howlingbeagleO for impersonating me 💜 you can check my replies and see that’s not me

slapping my belly like a seal while she rides me

@slothy_420 man ur going thru it today

if i have a 90 supply of pills that i started on march 21st, and i have 26 pills left now did i take tonight’s dose?

@cremebruleluvr 🙏

asking a midget to inspect my hole then farting in his eyes

I can only orgasm to the thought of reading my ex’s obituary

@normanFarm5 yea

You never noticed your dog got a fat butt?

Blowing bubbles sopping wet with her menstruation