Martin Webb

So I’m running @LondonMarathon in April for @alzheimerssoc 😬. Way, way, way out of my comfort zone - but a really important cause and a challenge I’m excited to take on. Check out my @JustGiving to find out why I’m doing this. Donations appreciated!🏃‍♂️ justgiving.com/fundraising/tc…

I’ve had enough of this awful site (and have done for a while). I hate Musk and everything he stands for. Hopefully see you on Bluesky 👋

For info, I’m trying via iPhone

@tescobankhelp hi - I’m trying to close credit card online. The button at the bottom of this page isn’t working. Can you advise? tescobank.com/customer-forms…

@KevinWhitcher01 Do they require someone originally being in ballot for the match? Defo interested. I was in ballot - but mate wasn’t.

@td_ward Webb 🎯 wheelhouse

See, sounds class doesn't it?!

@td_ward @Arsenal No

Shit, didn't realise we could do that. @Arsenal, would you like to sign me? I'm cheap, very cheap.

@GreenManFest hi - do you know if any vendors sell bags of ice at Green Man? Thanks 💚💚

❤️🤍

#Olympics TV broadcasters on @BBCSport are hands down the best sports broadcasters around. Irvine, Balding, Pinsent, Foster, all of the specialist commentators, the athletics commentators to come - all phenomenal. Hazel Irvine is absolutely peerless.

It was no London 2012 - but fair play, this was an epic finale

Claire Balding and Hazel Irvine - GOAT.

I’m in. It’s happening.

@td_ward Who is Martin Brown?

Ronaldo misses yet another header, gives the ball away again and blazes a free kick over. Martin Brown: We are witnessing a master at work. A genius. This is the Ronaldo Show. What a privilege to watch this art.

@elliecolton_ @BBCSheffield Broke three fingers when racing sheep (yes, a foot race against sheep). My dad fainted when the doctors were manipulating my fingers back into position.🤦‍♂️

What’s the silliest injury you’ve ever received? I once rode my bike up a ramp attempting to clear the length of a skip when I was 12, absolutely did NOT clear the skip, fell in it, broke my arm… Let me know your story for @BBCSheffield 🤣😄

@timwardwrites @classicshirts 👏 This couldn’t be more in your wheelhouse

From DMing @classicshirts last September with an idea to collab for the Euros to today. Northern Monk x CFS, 4% Hazy Pale Ale, featuring iconic Euros kits. The only thing to be seen drinking for the next month.

@arseblog Wow. One of your best ever former player interviews👏👏👏. What a thoughtful, inspiring and interesting guy. Would love him back at Arsenal when he hangs boots up.

You can all go home, lads. It’s coming home.

Cooked under the fucking fridge light

@td_ward It sounds VERY funny

Sorry Taskmaster, you'll have to wait, there's some Barclays happening at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea and Man Utd take turns being absolute shit.