alex 🇺🇸🌵 retweeté
alex 🇺🇸🌵
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alex 🇺🇸🌵 retweeté
alex 🇺🇸🌵 retweeté

“Heartbreaking”?
Here’s your Iranian national team send-off to the World Cup:
Players standing tall on stage while the crowd chants “Death to America!”
F*ck your tears.
The Associated Press@AP
Iran has been eliminated from the World Cup in heartbreaking fashion, narrowly failing to advance past the group stage in a politically charged tournament where the team played its matches amid tight restrictions imposed by the United States. apnews.com/article/iran-w…
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you know what…fuck it, miracle on grass time
USMNT Only@usmntonly
The USMNT's path to the 2026 World Cup final: 🇧🇦 Round of 32 — Bosnia 🇧🇪 Round of 16 — Belgium 🇪🇸 Quarterfinal — Spain 🇫🇷 Semifinal — France 🇦🇷 Final — Argentina
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alex 🇺🇸🌵 retweeté
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America, hear me out…
I love it here, and never thought I would… but I do…
But seriously, it stinks of weed, every place I’ve visited.
Don’t get me wrong, Boston stinks of piss and weed, and they seem more than ok with that.
But everywhere else? What’s with that?
Ps
I Still love my time here, before you all come at me with your red coat yellow teeth crap as usual.
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this whole “no AC” thing is really paying off! Thank you Europe !
Dr. Eli David@DrEliDavid
Thank you Germany 🇩🇪 and UK 🇬🇧 for heroically sacrificing your economy to save the planet 💪 _
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@ReynardRoux exactly what little brother says after he gets upset 😢
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@MustBeAlexC Americans have no banter.
Aussies can give as good as they take.
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@mike1754041 Aussies talking about defending bases is crazzzy since we defend your bases too. But daddy will protect you 😘
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@mike1754041 Australia jokes about America’s wars from the comfort of America’s security umbrella. That’s adorable.
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@LaborOwnsRWNJs @davrosz Okay. Start by deleting ur X account then, silly goose
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@MustBeAlexC @davrosz No more troops for y’all. Keep ur submarines. Give us back our
100s of billions. Take ur Marine training bases off our island. No more help on ‘Moon landings’ from our satellites. Give us our actors back too. Russell Crowe
included. And Bluey.Imagine the Dark Knight with no Joker
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@MustBeAlexC That's how we know Australia are our brothers forever.
🏴🇦🇺
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@FanParanoid @mike1754041 I’ll take Vietnam jokes from Australia when the emus issue a formal surrender.
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@AustonStachews Sorry big dawg, played England in the WC and haven’t lost to them yet.
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England would wipe the floor with you idiots.
Be for real.
Josh Wiesel@Jwiesel13
I’m just a “dumb” American who doesn’t understand soccer..but tell me again how the United States wouldn’t be able to compete with England in the World Cup who just tied 0-0 with Ghana…
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