Reynard The Fox
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Reynard The Fox
@ReynardRoux
You're all idiots.






It's so funny how American fans respond to the soccer offside rule, as if our biggest sport doesn't have an entire army of 8K cameras to determine by how many half-inches the ball is a first down or not.





Whats strange about soccer: It employs absurd mathematical precision to police offsides, a rule that mostly matters in spirit rather than in strict application. (You just don't want cherrypicking) But its extremely casual about timekeeping, whose literal application matters a ton

Soccer purist: Even if the guy is a millimeter offsides and it goes against the spirit of the rule it absolutely must be called. Confused fan: Interesting. So when does the game end? Soccer purist: Whenever the ref feels like ending it.




This is why soccer will never become popular in America.























