Uncle Tifa

Have you tried the new Suave 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, toothpaste, shaving gel and dewormer? It only smells a little bit like patchouli.

@robbystarbuck How much do you think we "spent" on No Kings dumbass? I literally used 6 sheets of printer paper and 6 feet of packing tape that was 14 cents well spent.

I think it’s hilarious that Democrats spent their political might and tons of money on "NO KINGS" protests just to give a standing ovation to the LITERAL King of England. You really can’t make this stuff up. Biggest bullshit artists of the century. 😂

@dirttracklive @ShadowofEzra You MAGA cuck snowflakes are adorable , wanting Trump up inside you is like your whole personality.

Kash Patel announces the indictment of former FBI Director James Comey for allegedly threatening to kill President Trump based on his “8647” social media post. Patel says they investigated this case for 9–11 months.

@VanJones68 Hamas is better than Israel. It's an objective fact if you aren't on the Epstein list or otherwise on the take from Israel.

Hasan Piker says the designated terrorist organization Hamas is 1,000 times better than Israel. His statement outraged many — who now just want to write him off. That's a mistake. He has a massive audience and is emerging as one of the major voices of his generation. Those of us who disagree owe him — and his audience — a real argument. Here's mine … And my position doesn’t come from ignorance about oppression. For a big chunk of my life, I was a grassroots activist — because of the pain of my own people. During those years, I was lucky enough to learn from elders who had been in the Black Panther Party, in SNCC, in the ANC. These were people who had to choose whether to pick up the gun — and how to use it if they did. They taught me this: even in armed struggle, there are principles. No women. No children. No rapes. No kidnapping. Mandela held that line. Amílcar Cabral held that line. You don't become what you're fighting. Hamas fails that test. They are not fighting for MORE freedom for Palestinians. They're fighting for less. They want theocracy, not democracy. And their means? They don’t use principled armed struggle (hitting military targets). They use terrorism (targeting civilians). The vast majority of Americans — including those who sympathize with the Palestinian cause — reject terror tactics. Reasonable people would agree on three principles: secure homelands for both peoples; no hatred for Jews or Muslims; and protection for all civilians. Hamas’ approach undermines all three. That's the conversation Piker's audience deserves. Not name-calling.

@w_terrence You're a joke, but not remotely funny.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@ScottforFlorida You are a medicare fraudster, as a result you have indirectly killed many people, detachment doesn't change that.

He said I should be killed. He says capitalists should be killed. And the mainstream media gives him a platform. It's so disgusting.

@elonmusk You do censor a lot

When violence is categorized accurately, this unequivocally true. You know who the bad guys are, because they’re the ones who want censorship of free speech.

@DEVO I watched this and it changed my life. At an age where stupid people would fight you for stupid reasons throwing down for DEVO seemed like as worthy a cause as any.

DEVO performing "Through Being Cool" live on ABC's Fridays in 1981.

@latenightercom Yes, but they're bitches

Jimmy Kimmel: "It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he's almost 80 and she's younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that."

@front_ukrainian If you expect betrayal from Israel you will never be disappointed

❗️Ukraine has warned Israel of a serious crisis in bilateral relations if the vessel PANORAMITIS, carrying stolen Ukrainian grain from occupied territories, enters the port of Haifa and unloads its cargo. The Ukrainian side views this as a “spit in the face,” especially given previous incidents and Ukraine’s goodwill gestures (recognition of the IRGC as a terrorist organization and the criminalization of anti-Semitism). If unloading is permitted, Kyiv promises a harsh diplomatic and legal response.

@X_DigiEmpire @Variety 농담은 나중이 아니라 이전에 했다.

Jimmy Kimmel defends calling Melania Trump an “expectant widow” after she and Donald Trump demanded ABC fire him: “It was a very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am. It was not by any stretch of the definition a call to assassination. And they know that,” Kimmel said. “I’ve been very vocal for many years speaking out against gun violence, in particular. But I understand that the First Lady had a stressful experience over the weekend. And probably every weekend is pretty stressful in that house. And also, I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do. And I think a great place to start to dial that back would be to have a conversation with your husband about it.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

@UsDays2021 @Variety You suck

@Variety He's such a narcissistic bully. He will soon be a stain in the history of entertainment. His true personality was front & center in The Man Show...nasty racist sexist misogynistic human.

@Variety I for one will shed no tears when that rapist pedophile treasoncunt shitcorpse finally croaks.

@FLOTUS Find someone who isn't on drugs at the white house and have them explain how stupid you sound saying that.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@FLOTUS Tell us about your relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

@SenFettermanPA Nobody cares

Gisele and I are safe and back home. We’re incredibly grateful for law enforcement and their quick reaction this evening.

@patrickbetdavid @jimmykimmel Nobody was hoping for an assassination attempt other than those responsible for staging it, we are literally watching Trump decomposing before our eyes. Our main concern is whether he lives long enough to stand trial.

Hey @jimmykimmel, what is funny about this? Joking is one thing, but wishing death on the President by telling Melania “Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow”? That’s not comedy, that’s dangerous rhetoric. We’re better than this.

@78CruiserFJ40 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Your post is stupid, keep fucking that chicken

@NorCalRed1 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod No, that had nothing to do with my post. The question was clear, and your response has nothing to do with it.! But if that helped you figure it out then, you’re welcome.! 🇺🇸

I don’t know who needs to hear this but ZERO Democratic officials have wished death or harm to trump, while trump himself has REPEATEDLY wished death and harm to every single Democrat.

@joethe_duck @cbonneauimages @aliezzeddine00 You provide shit, she provides journalism. That said if paramedics feel like they need weapons I can't blame them. We have swat medics in the US

@cbonneauimages @aliezzeddine00 Hezbollah is literally using ambulances. Literally. Aren’t you supposed to be reporting with honesty? Ya know, journalism and shit.

Report from Kafra. Per the Lebanese Ministry of Health, 100 healthcare workers have been killed by Israeli attacks and 16 hospitals have been damaged. The Israeli army has systematically targeted paramedics in Lebanon. Cameraman: @aliezzeddine00

@MuseZack He looks like a good boi, but I wouldn't let him babysit my kids either

Meeting the canine Michael Jackson of Nepal:

I went to a Buddhist temple in the Himalayas and the friendly temple dog was named Michael Jackson.

@78CruiserFJ40 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Are you suggesting that I was bad at my job? I thought I was working security but I was actually in a death squad and I just wasn't a team player? That explains sooo much.

@NorCalRed1 @SarahIronside6 @YTMPod Do you know what “86” is and how it came to be? The actual number why that number, specifically?