Not Rob Simmons

Has a pass connected for the Tahs in the tram lines? I don’t think either winger has had a clean pass. #CHIvWAR

Finau just killed Folau Fa’ainga 💥 Biggest hit of the season #CHIvWAR

@steve_l15 Makes me happy he has to lug that thing around before and after the game

'Hey, give me one those famous giant cowbells I heard so much about.....' #CHIvWAR

Max Jorgensen doing it all by himself at the moment #CHIvWAR

Typical Tahs. Big cheer for the chiefs mistake only to give away a penalty at the scrum. #CHIvWAR

Poor Sid Harvey is finding out the “reality dildo” of NZ rugby shows up rarely being lubricated first. #CHIvWAR

Crowd seems quiet tonight in Hamilton. Maybe hungover from good Friday? #CHIvWAR

Scrum nightmare at the moment for Tahs fans #CHIvWAR

@steve_l15 Ruck needs to form first 🤷‍♂️

At those rucks, Charlie needs to... #CHIvWAR

There’s the Tahs we love and know. Scrum torn to shreds, missed tackles, Sid Harvey swing and miss in the in goal…. Comical #CHIvWAR

Kellaway causing the knock on after Jorgo’s break and that effort to throw Debz under the bus…. Mate… you’re not there to “replace” Potter and Creighton #CHIvWAR

Decent first touch from Jorgo #CHIvWAR

Oh sweet baby Jesus, Doleman is refereeing… #CHIvWAR

Tahs season on the line tonight. Win and there’s a chance. Lose and it’s just the same thing from previous seasons repackaged. Heart says yes. Head says “why are you like this? Of course no you idiot” #CHIvWAR

@SunnyDoha @RugbyBat @KyleVos3 @TommyTudehope @RugbyReg This’ll start an argument….. I’d say historically…. St. Joseph’s (Joeys) in Sydney. Arguments could be made for a few other schools but my grandfather use to reminisce how all the Joey’s teams use to train with bricks tied to their feet in the 50’s

@RugbyBat @KyleVos3 @TommyTudehope @NotRobSimmons @RugbyReg Who is?

Nudgee College with a last minute drop goal (kicked by the son of former Wallaby Brian Smith) to defeat Grey College in South Africa overnight is actually pretty big news.

Scoreline not helping the “defence is optional” argument #CRUvDRU

Have the Crusaders taken a clean restart yet? Every team in Super Rugby seems to struggle with restarts this year. #CRUvDRU

Soak it in Aussie Rugby fans. I doubt we’ll get much more this year 😂

Hannah is playing out of his skin so far. Tackling, lineout, pilfers, offloads. Wow 😮 #CRUvDRU