Not Rob Simmons

@SunnyDoha @RugbyBat @KyleVos3 @TommyTudehope @RugbyReg This’ll start an argument….. I’d say historically…. St. Joseph’s (Joeys) in Sydney. Arguments could be made for a few other schools but my grandfather use to reminisce how all the Joey’s teams use to train with bricks tied to their feet in the 50’s

@RugbyBat @KyleVos3 @TommyTudehope @NotRobSimmons @RugbyReg Who is?

Nudgee College with a last minute drop goal (kicked by the son of former Wallaby Brian Smith) to defeat Grey College in South Africa overnight is actually pretty big news.

Scoreline not helping the “defence is optional” argument #CRUvDRU

Have the Crusaders taken a clean restart yet? Every team in Super Rugby seems to struggle with restarts this year. #CRUvDRU

Soak it in Aussie Rugby fans. I doubt we’ll get much more this year 😂

Hannah is playing out of his skin so far. Tackling, lineout, pilfers, offloads. Wow 😮 #CRUvDRU

If you want to see good defence. Look at how the Crusaders handle their first defensive scrum and how their forwards round the first ruck. They all know exactly where to go, where to post and who is running around the ruck. Hannah with a springboard run and 💥. Turnover. #CRUvDRU

⚠️ For the fantasy players Noah Hotham is out 🚨🚨 #CRUvDRU

I think the Drua are in for a long evening. Saders 25+ #CRUvDRU

@jaredwright17 Genuine question. How many of these injuries are lower leg? I swear that Aussie rugby players have an issue with foot, Achilles, and calf injuries. Curious how the longer season is affect Bok players. Is it the same?

The Sharks' injury list is MAD. Aphelele Fassi Bongi Mbonambi Bryce Calvert Coetzee le Roux Emmanuel Tshituka Francois Venter Grant Williams Jaco Williams Jaden Hendrikse Jurenzo Julius Luan Giliomee Marvin Orie Matt Romao Phepsi Buthelezi Ruan Dreyer Simphiwe Matanzima Siya Kolisi Thomas Dyer Trevor Nyakane Yaw Penxe Capped Springboks

@BrianHeunis @TommyTudehope @RugbyReg 🎣

@NotRobSimmons @TommyTudehope @RugbyReg Which you seem to watch.

@TommyTudehope @RugbyReg They do have lovely edited online videos of their crowd chants and rugby highlights. Obviously it means they’re the best.

@NotRobSimmons @RugbyReg 💯 Especially the constant bleating about how invincible SA schools are.

Waratahs v Chiefs week. The Waratahs showed last week how to close out the game by ticking the scoreboard over in 3's. Can they do it again? 🤔

@brumby_fan Remember the Tom Waterhouse ads? Why couldn’t this ban come in earlier 😂 Hope NZ follows suit. The gambling ads and coverage is mixed in with their super rugby coverage. It sucks. At least STAN blocks it.

This is great

@Nelsonhdale @DavidPocock I think all Australians would’ve enjoyed Poey crash tackling Albo and pilfering his national address

What was that national press conference… that was pathetic #Albo Is it too soon to vote @DavidPocock for PM?

Your 23 heading over the ditch 🛫

@JohnBFergo It would be pretty funny if he does get in the squad but is made to feel and act like a debutant again. Carrying Nick Frosts bags and sweeping the sheds.

@NotRobSimmons lol re Philip, the 30 cap wallaby who hasn’t played since 2023. Is a 3 hiatus the cut off for a bolter status to be reinstated, perhaps.

Who are your All Blacks and Wallabies bolters for July 2026 in the Nations championship? Is it Sid Harvey and Caleb Tangitau? Is it Massimo De Lutiis and Xavier Numia? Or is it Devan Flanders and Joe Brial? Who am I missing? Who are you picking to burst through?

@marty_o_d Don’t worry, the Aussie cricket mods specifically asked me to post a comment I made as an actual thread during the ashes. It went viral 😂. It was a photoshopped picture of Smudge calling Stokes a cunt. It’s not all Aussie reddit mods, just one having a bad day today.

@NotRobSimmons When did Australians become so English?

Just in case anyone wants to know, no jokes or sarcasm about the Brumbies supporter numbers on the Australian Rugby Subreddit or you get called a dick by moderators and temporarily banned.

@biscuitman007 I can get having rules to stop fights and toxic fans bases (we all know who) from kicking off, but the blatant hypocrisy of not subjectively liking sarcasm but being ok with calling strangers a dick is pretty funny.

@NotRobSimmons Free speech is not allowed on some sports platforms.