OffsideOnion

@KITKAT Looks like the Wife is getting 32 grams and 160 Calories tonight 🖖

@MarkJCarney Canada needs more SINGH !!!!! This Cuntry is Fucked

@MarkJCarney 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡

From day one, we’ve been focused on making your life more affordable.

@stoolpresidente Cheaters on and off the field

Mike Vrabel did a Q+A with Patriot season ticket holders last night. Word on the street is he got a standing ovation when he arrived. Patriots fans aren’t into gossip and tabloid fodder. We are into winning super bowls and forgiveness. Model franchise.

@IfindRetards Don’t be a Fag!

Retard of the day

@MadelnCanada A place for criminals to live.

What has Canada given the world? 🤔🇨🇦

@budweiserusa No.

Order a beer in the replies without using the word "beer"

@BlueJays Poor guy.

OFFICIAL: We’ve traded INF Tyler Fitzgerald to the Dodgers in exchange for cash considerations.

@MrJerryOC @Philly_Mays @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme @barstoolsports @hen_ease No Airport Souvenir ??? 😂😂

Made a playlist for @Philly_Mays Bachelor Party this weekend! LET'S GO!

@MrBeast Gay.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@ryanwhitney6 @BizNasty2point0 Brand New Buffalow ?

This one hurts

@stoolpresidente You sound like a gay

What the fuck! Who hired this guy? The Jets? This isn’t watergate. Give me a break. This is harassment plain and simple! TMZ trying to make up for the fact they got scooped by Page 6! This is disgusting journalism. I’m sick. Not American!

@Zaccornelius_ Trump could Never. I stand with Zac!!!

Some guys are global some guys aren't

@BarstoolGruden Just fly the plane yourself Coach I believe in you

Waiting for the pilots.

@nathano235 EH +

Canadian/québécois friends, I’ve made my first poutine as a fat American. How did I do visually?

@yegwave What is he looking ats?

B.C. gangster Jamie Bacon released, now living in Edmonton under strict conditions One of B.C.’s most well-known gang figures, Jamie Bacon, has been released after completing his sentence tied to the Surrey Six murders. Bacon was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder and served an 18-year sentence, with credit for time already spent in custody. The 2007 killings at Balmoral Towers left six people dead, including two bystanders. He is now living in Edmonton under strict court-ordered conditions, including a curfew. Authorities say he will be monitored by provincial corrections and local police.

@BarstoolBigCat Would.

What a STUD 🧊

@OhioTate @barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente #NoPussyBigJohn 🤷🏼‍♂️ Nice caddy though

I have obtained exclusive footage of Big John Golfs response to @stoolpresidente pulling his Internet Invitational invite and saying he has “No Heart” for ghosting his flight Big John Golfs switched out his High Noon for a Happy Dad in the video “I’m good here. I’ll be alright”

@amyknowsball 🤷🏼‍♂️

What do you think dianna russini is doing this very second

@utahmammoth Have you bin here before?

To the bin it goes 🫳👕