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@Shann_ME I dig that “Shannon” has become the default “lemme see the answers without voting” choice and I wish this was adopted worldwide and for all time because it is hilarious

@Mike88Stang @jarredg11 @Lassimak You kiss your 2 followers with that mouth?

@jarredg11 @Lassimak Lol you're fucking retarded

The Wild fans are very unhappy with the officiating so far.

@aces18031803 @Lassimak Yeah but when they do it, it’s because they know the rules. Cuz geography. Or weather.

@Lassimak Isn’t it ironic how I’ve had to read on X for 2 days now how dumb we were for chanting “Refs you suck” from Wild fans?

@Lassimak @dmn_stars It would seem the zebras only want the crowds to chant about how incompetent they are. It must be music to their ears.

Never cared for the high-sticking penalty call. when the victim lifts the perpetrator’s stick into his own face.

Jason Robertson with Game 3 of his “Shove This Series Up Your Ass, Bill Guerin” North American Tour.

Ahhh, nothing like playoff hockey. The speed, the skill, the penalty boxes bursting at their seams…

@NashTalksTexas Two words: swamp crotch.

They had this masterpiece and said nah we want to play in a shit box

@SportsSturm while I’m sure the late Spencer Davis appreciates the shout out. I think the real kudos should go to Steve Winwood who played organ and sang the song at the tender age of 18.

This post is an excellent litmus test for understanding of just war theory. Despite the fact that I can see how effective this would be, I must oppose it because the damage it would do to my enemy (who bashes in my mailbox) would far outweigh the good of saving my mailbox. Its disproportionality is opposed by our duty in charity (and even justice) to watch out even for the good of our enemies. (Yes, by the way, I have had my mailbox bashed in by random vandals.)

@LibTearCreator1 Is this the real Biden or one of the doubles? It matters.

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@corbydavidson Seve is a girl?

Always hate this day, because they don’t know what’s going on….. but today is the day for little Sevy.

@DanClarkSports Dwight Gooden better than Greg Maddux 🤭

𝗧𝗼𝗽 𝟱𝟬 𝗠𝗟𝗕 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 This list is according to ChatGPT. What stands out to you? 🤔

@FunnkyVideos Good ol’ orange milk and CD tapes.

He was shocked that he had a half sister his father never told him about

@TotallyAllIn @DailyFaceoff The Stars at night are big and bright…

@DailyFaceoff I think Minnesota should be the North Stars and Dallas should be something Texas related.

What are your thoughts on these Dallas Stars jerseys? (📸: Jerome Miron-Imagn Images)

@_2244 I heard Dallas fans don’t know the rules &think everything refs call against ✨is wrong. Maybe they miss calls against both teams? Maybe they invent calls like tripping where the stick is 3’ from the skates? Bitch is, refs think they must be doing good if both fanbases are mad.

What a durrrrty play by Jamie Benn last night in Game 2. One of the most dangerous plays there is. #MnWild

@TheLucyShow1 @AvaGrace9211 Nobody who ever learned FOIL used it for this simple of an equation. You go straight to 7 squared.

Which method were you taught? 🤔

@jessbrookegund3 @mdixonair I workshopped that phrase for an entire intermission.

@P1Rick @mdixonair "dilapidated mental carcass" is fucking killing me man 😭😭😭

Razor said “that’s dirtier than a urinal cake”

@FortWorthMike I’m inclined to say yes, but maybe they think their tail lights light up? TBH if they don’t, then what are driving lights even good for?

@P1Rick Because most are morons for $1000 ,Alex?

Attention idiot Dallas drivers: turning on your running lights on many older models does not turn on your tail lights. Why not flip that one more notch and make yourself visible from both directions?