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Your wait is almost over. My novel, Opportunititty Knockers, launches July 4th.

@DailyLoud Yeah but what's the record for Homo Sapiens?

NEW WORLD RECORD: 18-year-old sprint phenom Gout Gout has clocked a stunning 19.67 time in the 200m run, surpassing Usain Bolt’s legendary mark.

@SaltyCracker9 @hwinkler4real Just look at the satellite data to see where all the subarus were parked

@hwinkler4real Where was this party for aging lesbians?

The ORIGINAL: six days ago . BRuce looks pretty good to me . After 31/2 hours rocking and rolling

@LibertyCappy What the shirt doesn't say is that it isn't by choice. Only black guys will "date" her.

You know what they can have her

@RAWigger That's a bit racist to say crime isn't a hobby, isn't it?

@Cincinnatus0 @iamufohunter I don't know man, that sounds pretty racist.

@iamufohunter Everyone with IQ under 100. Big do-over. They make life and this planet hell.

If GOD gave you a chance to wipe out one thing from earth what would it be ?

@found_it_funny Maam, R/MagicTheGathering is over there.

@catshealdeprsn I'm going to go with the erratic orange chaos agent on the right.

Which color of cat do you like the most ?

@WeimarWorlds You've really angered the goy polloi with this one.

This is the ultimate goyim right here. There’s millions of them.

@RAWigger Marry her, but also set up another identity in case she gets crazy and I have to escape in a hurry.

@found_it_funny "Sir, r/bestiality is that way."

@RevRayCistman Like bacterial culture? Fungal culture?

White people will never have this much culture.

No thanks.

@NewswirePatriot Agree about not celebrating athletes, but since we haven't fought on the right side of a war since 1812, it's hard to root for people who volunteer themselves for the armed forces.

In April of 2006, Navy Seal Michael Day was shot 28 times, but it didn't stop him. He was shot everywhere on his body but his head, and continued to fight with his Sig 9MM pistol even after the pistol grips and his thumb was shot off. With that handleless pistol he killed the three more remaining bad guys. He only walked to a Medevac helicopter when the job was done. Athletes shouldn't be revered as heroes, men like this should be. Yes, Mike survived.✝️🙏 God bless Michael Day! 🇺🇲

@RevRayCistman He should have picked his brother's father

What being white does to a mf.

@brockpierson Yes, actually I am self taught in wasting hours on the internet.

How many of you are self taught in what you're currently doing now?

@Aliathewhite She's really grown up since the first season

You're right. She's gorgeous.

@catwithaura Orange cats only attack you when the random number generator in their brain says it's time.

Rage baiting boy and girl cats

@cosyposter Sign would be extra funny if there was a pay by the hour love hotel next door.

@Nostre_damus If we're drug testing before the match my money is on the Trumps, if not it's a toss up.

WTF, What timeline is this ?

@DefiantLs They should be given as many years in prison as the paintings they destroy are old.

370-year old painting destroyed. Why? Because.